Quote Originally Posted by Sephex View Post
I dip my fries in ketcup, but what drives most people crazy is that I like to dip my burger the same way. I just think it's better that way. If I ever have ketchup on hash browns, that is the only time I will lay it on there and mash it up.

I hate giving out such personal info like this, so please don't use it against me in the future.
What the hell is wrong with you. You are a freak of nature, you disgust me. I hope your babies develop a third eye. Ugh.

What's the topic of this thread?

Ah, right. No, I do not smother my food because that is disgusting and ruins perfectly good food tastes. I handle my sauce differently depending on the consistency of the sauce I am dealing with. If it is a heavy or thick sauce, I usually set it aside and dip my food into it. However, if my sauce is very light and runny, I put a small amount over the food, without drowning it mind you, and occasionally I put some in a small serving dish that I use for dipping.

I also think ketchup is grotesque and refuse to put it on anything because I believe it ruins the flavor of most foods by taking it over and yelling at your mouth "HELLO I AM KETCHUP HOW THE HELL DO I TASTE, BITCH?"

I don't like my food yelling at me. I have sensitive feelings.