Do you smother your food in sauce?

[Sephex]

I dip my fries in ketcup, but what drives most people crazy is that I like to dip my burger the same way. I just think it's better that way. If I ever have ketchup on hash browns, that is the only time I will lay it on there and mash it up.

I hate giving out such personal info like this, so please don't use it against me in the future.

What the hell is wrong with you. You are a freak of nature, you disgust me. I hope your babies develop a third eye. Ugh.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! HOW COULD YOU?!