View Poll Results: What should I do with my own laser?

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  • Attach to car for ultimate road rage weapon

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  • Use it on people who use laser pointers in movie theaters

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  • Install laser in eye and pretend that you're Kano

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    Famine Wolf Recognized Member Sephex's Avatar
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    Default What should I do with my laser?

    I program a laser machine at work. The laser cuts sheet metal. I found out if you pointed the laser at maximum power somewhere other than the sheet, it can be lethal up to 200 yards. The machine is too big to lug around, but if I were to make it portable somehow, what should I do with it?

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    You animal!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat Puppet View Post
    You animal!
    I don't like your tone. You'd best not ever come within 200 yards of me.

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    Become a superhero and fight criminals

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    Run around yelling "Pew Pew" and then fire at whoever gives you dirty looks or insults you. Do it, it'll make you feel good

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
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    I would attach it to a sword. That way you have a laser sword and that would be awesome. You could like...turn it on and have a 200 yard long sword to swing around! That would rock all sorts of awesome!

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    Kano, bish.

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    Laser off your hand so you can get a hook and be the cool kid in school.

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    Not just movie theaters, but professor who use them in classes and shake them around so much you can't see what they're pointing at >:{

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    Attach it to your crotch because nothing says pimpin' like a laser penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    Attach it to your crotch because nothing says pimpin' like a laser penis.
    I already know someone like that. I guess you could say I would have stiff competition if I decided to use your idea.

    Yeah, I know that was a stretch.

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    Figure out how to make it even stronger so you can use the Master Spark on people you don't like.

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    I second making it into a sword, with the added requirement that you become a boss in the next No More Heroes game.


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    Three words - Hall of Mirrors.
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
    Have a nice day!!

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