Sephiroth: That's it! I'm going to make the dinosaurs extinct by casting a meteor!

Cloud: But there aren't any dinosaurs...

Sephiroth: What did we just fight then?

Cloud: A dragon.

Sephiroth: Isn't that a dinosaur?

Cloud: No.

Sephiroth: .......I'm going to summon Meteor anyway!

Cloud: Why not just use your Supernova summon to destroy the planet rather than a convoluted plan involving Black Materia?

Sephiroth: Silence! How dare you use common sense to stand in the way of good narrative and plot device. I'm going to become a God!

Cloud: But if you destroy the planet there won't be anything to be a God over! I never should have lent you that Jurassic Park book. This is like the Green Eggs and Ham fiasco all over again. "I do not like Green Eggs and Ham, I do not like them Sam I Am. I do not like them with a mouse, I would not like them in a house. I do not like them on a wall, I will summon Meteor to eliminate them all.....oh, actually the green eggs aren't that bad"- god your such a moron.

Sephiroth: *Sobs* I'm going to see my Mummy.