Yeah! I cook for myself all the time!
Well, I can, but I don't.
Well, I can't, but I try!
Sure I can! You should see how I press the buttons on that microwave!
I can't particularly cook, but I do prepare my own food.
I eat out all the time.
I just don't eat.
The extent of my cooking knowledge ends at Ramen.
*Insert Meat Puppet Poll Option here*
Boo.