ExDeath vs. Cloud
You only know futility.
ExDeath vs. Cloud
You only know futility.
streme Wheelie
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Those lines are really awesome, I'll have to find someone with a PSP and make them buy this
<3Originally Posted by Kuja
Always the ladies man
That reminds me...I'll have to find someone with a PSP and make them buy this
Hey GoBo, you should buy this game (SPOILER)or I'll break your PSP
Not my PSP =P
Some of those could go perfect with the phrase "That's what she said."
My faves...
Funny:
WoL Vs Shantotto: This is blood lust is simply not normalGarland Vs Cloud: My sword can crush yours in turn!Firion Vs Firion: I will even best myself!Firion Vs Bartz: So, are you flashy when you play?Onion Knight Vs Firion: Don't you think you have too many weapons?Onion Knight Vs Cloud: If you keep worrying, how do you make progress?Onion Knight Vs Squall: That is such a cool weaponOnion Knight Vs Garland: Don't brag just because you're bigger!CoD Vs Shantotto: The same... no, this is something more...Bartz... screw it, they are all awesomeCecil Vs Zidane: If it is with you, our fight shal be cheerful.
Exdeath Vs Onion: You look so tiny.Most of Kefka's are awesome as well but the on for Tidus and...Terra Vs Bartz: Can't you be serious?
... stand out the most.Kefka Vs Kefka: Let's go, you lady killer
Its official, I am the real life SquallSquall Vs Onion: I don't like kids.
Ultemacia Vs Kuja: At least you fight with proper etiquetteZidane...
Vs Terra: A girl? I don't think I can do this...
Vs Cloud: Wouldn't you be more popular if you were just more cheerful?
Vs Squall: If I win, I get your weapon!
Vs Shantotto: If I win, can we go on a date?
Who's Shantotto?
Kuja:
Vs Warrior: I'm gonna give you a good spanking!
Vs Firion: Might a recommend a new hairdresser?
Vs Onion: You silly boi, you think you can defeat me? Puh-leeze!
Vs Cecil: Give it to me hard!
Vs Bartz: Love the tights... I see why they call you Butz!
Vs Terra: Those shoes with that skirt??? Tsk tsk
Vs Cloud: We're not overcompensating with a large sword for something small, are we?
Vs Squall: Mmm... I just LOVE men in uniform!
Vs Zidane: Hullo my little canary!
Vs Tidus: Mmm... I wanna play with your balls too!
Vs Garland: Garland!? I hate that name. My father had that name. He didn't approve of the way I lived my life.
Vs Emperor: Lets see, after The View I'll go shopping for a new pair of shoes ...oh sorry, just thinking aloud!
Vs CoD: Don't rain on my parade!
Vs Golbez: Are you as hard on the inside as you are on the outside?
Vs Exdeath: What an eyesore. Some people just have no fashion sense!
Vs Kefka: Hmph... How can I take anyone seriously who mixes primary colors in the daytime?
Vs Sephiroth: You're such a tease... take it all off!
Vs Ultimecia: Oh puh-leeze! That dress is soOOoo last year!
Vs Kuja: Such nice legs!
Vs Jecht: I just love to sin!
Vs Shantotto: Did you just accuse ME of bad fashion!? You little bitch! (Response)
Vs Gabranth: A judge? PLEASE make gay marriage legal!
Vs Chaos: ???
Seriously? Tell me those lines are fan-submitted by Japanese players. God, tell me it's not in the real game. Honestly though, a lot of them are fun, but you know tons of them won't work legally for an American audience.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
No, those lines are really from the game. He was just making those up. Did you really think that a Japanese game would reference The View?
I believe in the power of humanity.
There was a View reference? I stopped paying attention with Kefka's first gay line.
Anyway,... I wonder what they'll really say.
Ignore Tevious' post cause those lines are all made up. The link neokeymaster has in the first post are all the real opening fight taunts. They may be modified when it goes into localization but more or less, that what they all actually say at the start of battles.
True beauty exists in things that last only for a moment.
Current Mood: And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe. Maybe this year will be better than the last. I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself. To hold on to these moments as they pass...
I guess no one can take a joke, lol
I just happened to stumble upon this one day, and it's a funny parody of Kuja: Chun-Li Vs Kuja
I didn't mean it in a negative way, I was just trying to tell Mercen-X that yours were not the official dialogue.
Also, the comic was awesome
True beauty exists in things that last only for a moment.
Current Mood: And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe. Maybe this year will be better than the last. I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself. To hold on to these moments as they pass...
"What's in YOUR wallet?" Yes.
Also this,
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
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