Kuja:
Vs Warrior: I'm gonna give you a good spanking!
Vs Firion: Might a recommend a new hairdresser?
Vs Onion: You silly boi, you think you can defeat me? Puh-leeze!
Vs Cecil: Give it to me hard!
Vs Bartz: Love the tights... I see why they call you Butz!
Vs Terra: Those shoes with that skirt??? Tsk tsk
Vs Cloud: We're not overcompensating with a large sword for something small, are we?
Vs Squall: Mmm... I just LOVE men in uniform!
Vs Zidane: Hullo my little canary!
Vs Tidus: Mmm... I wanna play with your balls too!
Vs Garland: Garland!? I hate that name. My father had that name. He didn't approve of the way I lived my life.
Vs Emperor: Lets see, after The View I'll go shopping for a new pair of shoes ...oh sorry, just thinking aloud!
Vs CoD: Don't rain on my parade!
Vs Golbez: Are you as hard on the inside as you are on the outside?
Vs Exdeath: What an eyesore. Some people just have no fashion sense!
Vs Kefka: Hmph... How can I take anyone seriously who mixes primary colors in the daytime?
Vs Sephiroth: You're such a tease... take it all off!
Vs Ultimecia: Oh puh-leeze! That dress is soOOoo last year!
Vs Kuja: Such nice legs!
Vs Jecht: I just love to sin!
Vs Shantotto: Did you just accuse ME of bad fashion!? You little bitch! (Response)
Vs Gabranth: A judge? PLEASE make gay marriage legal!
Vs Chaos: ???