Sorry for the delay, folks. My internet's been down for the evening and no, that means I have not fixed your Sims problems yet.

Day 9: The Stag Party

When we left the crew, it was 9 PM on the night before the wedding and the boys were about to go on the stag night.



This freakin' guy was back and I hadn't even noticed.



He appears to performing a dirty act with the teddy bear. On the subject of, we now have two teddy bears and I don't quite know how that happened.



I want these dumbsmurfs dead by the time of the wedding. They were trying to go to sleep so I installed a stereo to blast heavy metal at them, blocked off by a pinball machine. Ugly bitch refuses to go into the pool. She goes along the diving board and chickens out.



Rye chats to this wonderful example of humanity. "Yeah like the USA has to like totally realise it can't, like, police the world, maaan". What a total twat.



Keith has chosen the location for the stag night. He insists it's a "really rockin' joint" and "full of tonsa hot chicks!"



KARAOKE? You've taken me to a smurfing karaoke bar on my stag night? There are no words.



These two certainly seem to love it.



Meanwhile Dan takes over barman duties. He even brought his own uniform. He got bored of it pretty quickly though.



"It's my stag night, and I am sitting at a karaoke bar next to a dirty yokel named Jihoon Patch". He spends the evening drinking heavily, surprisingly enough. And what kind of a smurfing name is Jihoon Patch?



They finish with a flourish. Can this night possibly get any more gay?



Oh wait a minute, this is good. Go on and get her, tiger! Will Keith finally stop being the only Sim to have never gotten lucky?



No, because he uses pick up lines like "Hey, we have ghosts in our house!"



If he tried doing that at a real bar, he would have his jaw broken.



Everyone's a critic.



I love this Sim.



Brown Bear takes over the mic, belting out a rock ballad.



This guy certainly seems to enjoy it. Also is it just me or is this way creepier than his infamous stare?



This picture does not capture what I have just seen, so I will describe it to you. Dan ran up to the Karaoke machine, climbed on top of it, then jumped off into a knee slide, all while rocking out. The man is a god.



Psychotic helps the bar staff by clearing away the plates. It's your stag night, man, what the hell are you doing?



They then perform quite possibly the fruitiest dance in existance.



Baby Spice, Bitch Spice, Creepy Spice, Angry Spice.



I challenge you to find an image that is more dire than this one.



Time to go home, lads, big day tomorrow. Psychotic is clearly looking forward to it.



...oh.



His bride, however, is more enthusiastic. She wants a baby, a wedding party, and to get married, and she is scared of Psychotic leaving her at the altar or dying.

Will he jilt her? We'll soon find out! I intend to post the wedding update later tonight!

PS:



Next door we have the new jerks' house, plus across the road, places for people like BoB and DD to live.