Sitcom Desperation Act II: The New Character
Take a look at that pink tower. We're going inside it today! Each floor is a designated zone. The ground floor is the kitchen, the second floor is a living area, the third is a bedroom and the fourth is the bathroom.
HEY LOOK SCRUMPLEBERRY: This bedroom is from Sims in Paris. Happy now? Can you stop the abusive PMs?
But who lives in this tower? I know!
"Hug me, TSoL"
"...ugh"
She's a fast worker. :rolleyes2
Hahahahahahaha.
Wow TSoL's sim is an anti-social kind of guy.
These two are the first to eat. Cereal. At 11 AM. Good job.
As you can see, I gave the Sims a piano and a kareoke machine. Needless to say, this duo were absolutely awful.
Internet: Serious business.
"Let me give you a back rub"
"Ugh"
"I don't know what his problem is. I'd love a backrub!"
"...you're not getting one."
If Momiji played video games with the real Chyna, she would probably crush his skull within five minutes.
Noctiluca starts yelling at qwerty while he is cooking, causing him to burn his dinner.
BoB, Tsukasa and I Don't Need A Name invite themselves in.
Everybody loves Lekana's piano playing!
Everybody!
I couldn't decide which image of Noctiluca dancing to IDNAN's karaoke was the best.
So here's both of them.
"Hey BoB, smell my armpits!"
"With pleasure!"
Everybody hates Tsukasa.
Momiji is stoked to have finally met a genuine asian. "The world just doesn't understand men like us", he says.
Shiny what are you doing?
Caught in the act!
She doesn't seem too pleased that Tsukasa interrupted her while she was doing...uh...whatever the hell it was she was doing.
Lekana strolls into the bathroom while qwerty is using it. I guess she's using the logic of "If his pants are down, I'm halfway done!"
I didn't see how this happened, but we got a crier on our hands.
Man it's just a regular old convention in there isn't it?
He even keeps his hat on in the bath.
Oh, we have our first accident.
Oh, we have our first incredibly creepy smurf.
Oh, we have our first fire.
Oh, we have our first phone call. (In case you were wondering, that's the woman Keith had a thing for in the Karaoke club. She has never spoken to Shiny before)
Oh, we have our first smurfing lunatic.
What, again? These Sims sure are pyros.
:rolleyes2
The return of an old friend.
Also, note Noctiluca on the piano. He's become a real master of that already. It sounds pretty good.
KHCloudy's stink is the only thing that can put Lekana off her food. She is actually eating the food that has been on fire twice. It's cereal. How the hell do you set fire to cereal, much less twice?
I never would've paired these two for marriage.
"Hey Shiny, have you ever done it with two guys at the same time?" She is eating her second meal in a row.
Hey, it's Flying Mullet! Let's see what he wants.
He wants to complain about industrialisation. Yeah I'm with you on that, labour unions suck balls.
Also I think we have finally found someone who is a messier eater than Keith.
We have our second crier, and again it is of a Sim outside of this particular household. Want to know why he is crying?
Because he cannot get out of the sofa area. What a dumb Sim.
Night night, Sims! Sweet dreams! ...wait, you're dreaming about Rye? Hoo boy.
(don't worry folks, there is a point to all of this and normal programming will resume shortly)
I feel like my hat is the star and I'm a sidekick. It wears me. I dance like a fag, take bubblebaths like a fag, play the piano like a fag, and then eat food like the manliest man this side of Fred Flinstone.
VOTIN' THYME!
Pick FOUR of these jerks to die.
The Summoner of Leviathan
qwertyxsora
Momiji
Noctiluca
Shiny
KHCloudy
Lekana
Clouded Sky
You're killing four of us!?
The Summoner of Leviathan
KHCloudy
Clouded Sky
Shiny
I feel awful now. I'll send you all one of those Hawaiian girl toys that dances when you clap.
I think you can have those in the game actually.
Clouded Sky, qwerty, KHCloudy, and Shiny are the least interesting so far.
Four?
TSoL, qwerty, KHCloudy, and Lekana! (I'm sorreeeee ;_;>)
Too bad there's no buff mods for female sims.
The Summoner of Leviathan
qwertyxsora
KHCloudy
Clouded Sky
Don't get too attached to them, folks, tomorrow you're killing three more of the buggers.
The remaining Sim will enter the big boy house as the 8th inmate.
And while voting is fun, feel free to post about your favourite moments, too. I like reading them.![]()
I personally am a fan of Shiny pretending the bathtub is a spaceship or something.
TRAITORS! *Summons Leviathan* :P
Tsukasa, qwerty, Momiji, KHCloudy!
I thought this was the funniest screen of the bunch:
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Whoa, my Sim's creepy.
Vote for death:
Shiny
KHCloudy
Lekana
Clouded Sky