According to this forum I'm LW, LunarWeaver, Noctiluca, Nocticula, Noct, Nocti, Lunar, Noctiula, Lunarcula, and all kinds of hot messy things.
According to this forum I'm LW, LunarWeaver, Noctiluca, Nocticula, Noct, Nocti, Lunar, Noctiula, Lunarcula, and all kinds of hot messy things.
Well Jessweeee♪ II is prettier than me, at least xD
Also stop beating me up, it's mean D:
...why is he in his underwear? I didn't know ghosts could change clothes xD
Well see now there's the kicker. They all skipped over their teenhood.Originally Posted by scrumpleberry
The game did!Who said you're the father?
Oh must've skipped some posts. Oops. I guess I'll have to bring Lekana back from the grave now.Thought you said two people were going to live?EDIT: Oh right, neighbour.
Also, don't know how you count, but I have it at Shiny on 14, Lekana on 9 and Lunar on 8.
Lekana: BoB Mulley KH qwerty Lekana Laddy .:kerrod:. Shlup C.Sky
Shiny: DD Rantz BoB DK Lunar MILF Momiji KH Shiny fff Lekana Tsu C.Sky TSoL
Lunar: Rantz DK Pill Lunar Shiny fff Tsu TSoLMy game is glitched to smurf with all the hacking and added content. I wouldn't be surprised if it's something I did when I was hacking in new clothes for scrumpleberry. Either way,
I have to double post? Oh no this thread is dying please make 1,000 posts about how great I am or I will never update this thread again!!!!!
Day 14: All you need is love, love.
Straight down to business. I feel kind of bad for Lekana and Momiji as they both have certain Sims they have feelings for but can never develop them. YOU CRUEL HEARTBREAKERS! SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!
"ha ha qwerty's drowning!" how very sensitive.
"We should recycle their corpses."
"Oh my god yeah! We could make xylophones out of their ribs!"
Now this is just plain evil.
This is Lekana going to the toilet in the pool. I am showing you itbecause I have a scat fetishpartly because I have never seen a Sim do that in the pool (yesterday they just bitched at me about not being able to get to a toilet and held it in) but also because she apparently excretes bubbles.
Job done, she drowns. qwerty seems concerned. Momiji wants a piece of qwerty.
These two, with their disturbing dreams, sleep right through it.
"OH GOD........GLUB GLUB......HELP US!"
"zzzz.......huxley....zzz....mmmmm...zzzz"
Momiji drowning has apparently made qwerty hungry. I'll leave you all to draw your own conclusions from that.
Oh it's no use crying crocodile tears now. I'm onto you!
They soon abandon qwerty, but KHCloudy and Clouded Sky rise from the grave to keep him company in his final hours.
The assholes also spread water everywhere.
Seeya, qwert.
Yes, at that same moment, they are smoochin'. Show some respect. Honestly. :rolleyes2
The sacrifice is complete.
The ghosts turn out in force to wave Shiny off.
He seems to be coping well with the ghost-house so far! I give him 2 days, tops.
Lekana's grave joins Jessweee's and Bunny's. We may see her dripping wet ghost sometime soon!
Anyway, when we last left our Sims, that jerkwad was hitting on my daughter. Let's see how that's going.
"FIREMEN!"
Shiny walks in to this peculiar scene; nobody cares.
"I HATE MY FATHER! PUNK ROCK!"
(roogle)
What's this? SCRUMPLEBERRY is evolving!
Teenage MutantNinja Turtle.
If you want a "normal" shot of our new angst-ridden teen to jerk off to then here you go.
She immediately gets to work on the DJ Deck, but it seems her years touring the nursery circuit as MC Xylafone did not do her any favours, as she drops the headphones and mixes house music with classical.
I'm trying to get arty with my shots of him being a creep these days.
The first thing Shiny did when she got into the house was to join Psychotic in painting that smurfing green woman.
He is so busy painting that he allows his attractive young daughters to walk home, alone, at 2 AM. They may live on the same street, but so do people like Kishi and BoB.
The coffin is the most popular bed in the house. See if you can guess who's in it and dreamin' of BoB.
Once more unto the breach. And what do you know, he actually unclogs it. This toilet has been clogged since day one, and it is the only one these stupid Sims will use unless it is occupied.
Dan is trying to patch things up but she is still furious with him.
Perhaps the most curious scene of the day-
Huxley kicks the flamingo.
Huxley picks the flamingo back up.
He then stands there a while and ponders it.
I don't know why he did this. He's such a weird Sim.
Just let it go, man, it's over.
At this point I was regretting putting Shiny into the house. All she had done other than paint was to clean.
Repeatedly tickle Rye (and somehow break her nose in the process)
And this old chestnut.
Keith asks Huxley to rub his lamp. Huxley is not entirely sure if he likes the sound of that.
I don't know what they are doing.
And just when I think they are gonna have the house's first buttsex, scrumpleberry dives in and nails the cockblock perfectly.
The ass-grabber strikes again!
Yes, now they are in smurfing love. Just because of one ass-grab. That is all it takes apparently.I am honestly surprised it took so long for her to get around to doing that, as whenever she passes him she's like "
SO HOT!"
It proves to be the shortest relationship ever.
I love the look of cold fury on Rye's face. I also love Shlup's "He's sooooooooooo dreamy~".
"YOU STOLE MY MAN, BITCH!"
Shlup cries as Psychotic and Rye fight. Seriously Psychotic will fight anything that moves.
Having had experience with beating up Creepy Stalker Woman, Jessweees I through II and Brandon, Rye is no match for this woman-killing machine.
The creepy smile on her face alarms me.
"I'M SOMEHOW PREGNANT, AGAIN!"
For those who don't follow the thread, they have not had sex since the twins were born, and the house has 8 sims so no more can possibly be born. This is obviously a glitch that must be rectified.
To the digital abortion clinic! ...again!
scrumpleberry is so traumatised that she pokes her face repeatedly with a fork. There is no food on it.
Twins again!
You should've seen toddler (and indeed adult) Rantzien. Exact same hair style and colour as his dad.
Demon Dude randomly shows up to read our paper.
It seems he also has smitten (whose hair I did NOT change, ha ha smurf you Shlup!) and the still sane LunarWeaver with him.
Here's Rantzien, his mop of Psychotic-like hair suitably covered.
And here's his sister, Bunny II. She has gender confusal issues.
I love the first thing that Rantzien does as an adult is to talk to Noctiluca.Also smitten finds him to be hot (and indeed she feels the same way about Lunar)
Anyway, with that all done and dusted, let's get back to it.
R.I.P. another brave fish.
I install an obstacle course in the garden and these two attempt to tackle it. Dan is a natural, leaping, running, climbing...
This man, however, is not.
No pain no gain.
Holy mother of GOD.
They are having sex.
This is the first time they have interacted since she moved in. They are not even friends. (they become friends after this though! awkward!) I know I have the romance mod on, but jesus christ, even that has never made Sims who are not in love go right to sex. I am dumbfounded.
Anyway, the best part?
Rye sees them cheating. Despite being inside the toilet. Jew Sense tingling!
She rants and raves at the hot tub, but they are not coming out any time soon.
Rye's hate list:
DK
Psychotic
ShlupQuack
I Took The Red Pill
Shiny
Debbie The Old Woman Who Dan Made Out With
She seriously hates all of these Sims now.
She has stormed off inside by the time they're finished. They sort of just stand there awkwardly, as if they, too, do not know what just happened.
They have double lightning bolt attraction, and that is the only explanation I can think of. (Shiny also has it with Psychotic so watch this space...!)
Question for all the girls reading this. When you were a teenager, did you ever strip to your underwear, march into the living room and begin to punch your mother?
No?
Yeah my kid has issues.
Bizarrely, the hot tub has fireworks going over it that will not stop. Normally fireworks go off while Sims smurf in there, but these have been going on long after Shiny and Keith have left. It's an interesting glitch, but it's an annoying one as I keep thinking people are having sex!
What goes around comes around. I have no sympathy.
Keith had a choice of an empty bed, a bed with Shiny - you know, the woman he just bumped uglies with - or a bed with a sweaty, disgusting man who has just been running an assault course. His course of action is obvious.
Oh, and in case you're wondering who Keith is dreaming about...
He is not chopping the food. He is chopping his fingers.
Not content with having cut all his fingers off, Huxley plays with this remote control car. He does not look at it the entire time.
It's a good job too, because if he had been looking he would have also seen Shiny kissing Keith up his arm.
Oh hey haven't had this happen for a while.
Rye tries to flirt with the only (adult) Sim she doesn't hate by making a tiger noise and gesture. He is more interested in whatever the hell it is he is eating.
These two brave the incessant fireworks to smurf.
Rye vs Chyna is a fight I would give every penny I own to see.
Da na na daaaa! It's superberry!
It's just not her day today.
WORLD'S BEST DART PLAYER.
Underage drinking spotted!
That is so cold.
Oh, not content with stealing one of my daughters, now you're working on another one?
Speaking of things Dan did yesterday, this is still going.
Welcome to the house, Shiny.
TWO. MINUTES. TO MIIIIIIIIIIIIDNIGHT.
Okay, my Sim is seriously the best ever. Officially. Jew Voodoo.
I honestly don't even know where to begin.
Oh so it's fine for Danielle and I to look identical but your own son has to change hairs? Whatever, d-bag. Whatever. You just want to see more of the blond goodness.
hahaha jew sense
I don't know where to begin with this one xD The Jew Sense? Ranting at them AS THEY ARE DOING IT IN FRONT OF YOU? The finger chopping and later intense eating? Developing my chi with the RC car? Keith choosing to sleep next to sweaty Psy?
hahaha oh yes Ronnie is making use of the Shlup babymaking machine feeding him fresh meat.
This says exactly what i want to say
Haha, this day. xD Kyle and I sleeping while they drown and complain about how tired and hungry they are. scrumpleberry poking herself with a fork. Keith and I randomly having sex after like thirty seconds of meeting. Dan’s huge ass glasses. And basically all Hux’s antics today made me laugh. I love how Keithsim goes for the manliest looking chick ever too. Doesn't surprise me.
RIP, Simomiji.
It's clear that Hux was actually eating his finger...
Hey let's have a party for scrumpleberry's 18th. Feel free to suggest themes like a Luau or even a Harry Potter theme. Go hog wild.
However, what I really want to know is who you want to come to the party. Anyone you've seen in the updates is fair game. Obviously the neighbour EoFFers will be at the front of your mind, but dead EoFFers are also welcome! And let's not forget our NPC friends like Kilt Guy, SNM, Cowgirl Whore and of course, that crazy old lady who likes to hit people with her handbag. Feel free to name 8 or so (or only 1 or 2 if you're lazy, I don't care) and whatever seems to be the general consensus I'll run with.
I kind of want another death, but because we really don't know scrumpleberry yet, I have a horrible feeling she'd get dogpiled, so yeah, I might hold off on that for just a bit longer.
Toga Party. And invite that guy I was dreaming about.
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