I would also like to chime in and remind everybody that my Sim is the true winner, no matter what happens.
I would also like to chime in and remind everybody that my Sim is the true winner, no matter what happens.
I agree with you!Originally Posted by Rantzien
We've been side-tracked for all too long.
Agreed. Let's see some blood spill! (or burn or electrocute, or drown...)
That was the best birthday ever! The only thing that could make it better would be death.
Ahahaha, the one least expected to kick ass does. I love it. Also, exploit the glitch if you can by putting Kyle in the house. His bipolar sim amuses me.
I don't have any more ghosty pals now that Bunny's gone
You have 2 versions of yourself! Be chuffed!
I assure you Bunny's ghost is alive and kickin'. Well. Dead and kickin'. But he showed up in all his purple glory.
Incidentally, you have two new ghostly pals
Yaaaaaaaay :D!
Keith's sim is such a freak, I love him. The stuff he does is so unexpected. Much fun. Huxley is pretty darn fruity too.
Master of the Fork
Cid's Knight
WOOO I'm a glitch!
That was my favorite episode yet!
"Cheat on me, will you?! Well this is what i think of you! HHHHNGNGGGGHHH!"
Silly costumes are badass.
Kill more people!
Day 16: Welcome to Alcatraz
The defeated Sinister Nose Man attempts to leave the house, where he sees a naked Rye in the hot tub. Yeah yeah mate you aint foolin' me, you want her.
However, he and his losing team-mates are not going anywhere. This is what I affectionately refer to as Alcatraz. I went to the real one earlier this month so I based the cell design from there. My Alcatraz has nicer toilets though so I counterbalanced this with having no roof.
An endless stream of Sims passes to and fro between the house and Alcatraz to disapprove of my design choices, getting shocked by Rye's body every time.
Someone finally used the photobooth for something other than sex! Actually he was just sitting in there on his own doing nothing for a couple of hours (I shudder to think) so I made him get some photos done.
BURN THEM! OH MY GOD!
The following four screenshots were taken at the same time with the game paused:
and the piece de resistance:
I don't know what the smurf came over the house but damn.
These two discuss peak oil prices. In bed.
Is it wrong that watching people I have imprisoned go to the toilet arouses me?
Hahaha damn that is one pissed off ghost.
Is it me or does she look pregnant?
Macho, macho man. Nice bulging biceps you got there, Quackers.
"Yo ladies you wanna see me in da sack. I'm MAGIC, baby!"
Another fish bites the dust.
Hey look who it is, it's our old friend from Day 7!
Oh wait I never included him in the update out of hatred for all of you. Keith met a vampire at the bowling alley. I called him up and asked him around.
Well the vamp would think the vampire is sexy.
This was supposed to be a screenshot of Shiny hugging the vampire and I was going to say "Uh...Shiny...he's a vampire. Are you sure that's wise...?" but for some reason it didn't get saved. So here's Keith!
THE TRAP IS SPRUNG. Enjoy melting in the sunlight, smurfer!
...the bastard teleported. Also I don't think I've made a single object that the Sims haven't gagged about.
I think they're making fun of him for getting his ass kicked.
He receives comfort from an unlikely source.
Oh a wise guy, huh?
The people want death, I will give them death. Vampire guy is hacked in.
"The Titanic? Boy, I was on the Titanic". I dispatch Keith to pin the vampire down while the good ol' Sun works its magic.
Where are your precious teleportation hax now, Count Meltula?
mmmmmmm yes that feels sooooo goooood
Keith feels guilty for his role in Count Juan's death.
ShlupQuack is all business. "Bastard vampires melting in my garden leaving their stupid ashes behind....grumble..." (Yes, she actually said "grumble")
My daughter likes to visit federal prisons dressed like this. What does your daughter like to do?
oh ho ho ho ho ho!
Oh god please let it be for real this time!
Yes! Yes! smurf you! You are not getting away this time!
Dan finds it smurfing hilarious that SNM has died.
Gravestone. Proof. You. Are. smurfing. Dead. Don't come back. smurf you.
If you want to know why he died and the others didn't, he's been at our house all night. The others left after getting their asses kicked so I haxed them back in.
ShlupQuack approves of her daughter's outfit. Great job, mom!
There is a bowl of something on the kitchen floor. I don't know what it is but it scares me.
My confused youngest child walks past!
Nobody knows how to put on clothes? Business as usual.
Romance in the bathroom? Business as usual.
ET Phones Home.
Keith makes a bowl of god only knows what. Considering the thought bubble above his head, I am going to take a stab in the dark and say that it's baby guts.
The bowl of baby guts is somehow able to reproduce asexually and produce lots of little bowls of baby guts.
I decide it's perfect food for our three prisoners.
They've all been good so they can eat. But if they misbehave they will have their food priviledges taken away.
Romance of the Century is back on!
Lekana and Shlup finally kick off. I expect a fight.
Instead, Lekana walks off to participate in Keith's favourite sporting event, Swimsuit Bowling.
Speaking of swimsuits, Crazy Old Uncle Mulley has popped round to say hi.
Apparently he is a fan of Keith's invention too.
"Why are we the only people around here who know how to put on some freakin' clothes?"
On the one hand, there is a hot, practically naked girl playing an Xbox 360.
On the other hand, it's my daughter.
Wait, what's that on the floor next to Keith?
Hahaha. Go figure.
Hahaha. Go figure.
Flying Mullet has gone to pay a visit to our cons. Jason Ng is complaining that he cannot get out of the chair he is sitting in, because the chair he is sitting in is in the way. He has just lost his food priviledges.
She just doesn't stop.
Oh great. Apparently they are in love now. This will last longer than PsyxRye because Shlup is asleep.
What is it about old people and bathrooms?
The new Cowgirl Whore.
I shudder to think what the outcome of this little situation will be.
"TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES! WOO!"
the body position just sells it for me.
Well this is interesting. You see when two people who aren't boning sleep together, they sleep like this:
...
wait a second
The axeman is back!
Look, I kissed you once at a party to get back at my cheating wife. I do not want to go smurfing shopping with you just because your regular boyfriend died in the prison I constructed for him.
Sheesh.
Mullet and scrumpleberry are getting on really well!
In fact, the only guy Mullet really gets on with is Dan, which is hardly surprising, what with Dan's love of old people and wearing no clothes.
Oh look at the wobbling.
Sleeping on the floor and stinking despite having a bed and a sink? You just lost your food priviledges.
What is going on here why is he wearing that what is he doing oh god has the ritual begun?
I hope he doesn't come out of that trance any time soon. Nothing good will come of it.
She is just as thrilled that he is dead as I am.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Bunny!
Those bubbles are not from the jacuzzi.
Food priviledges taken away from you, too.
I love that even though ghosts can pass through walls, fences totally perplex them. Bunny is complaining to me that the fence is in the way. Hmm yes I think I will move it so that you can kill more of my Sims! Jackass.
I think it's burned, Jess.
Despite there being plenty of her jelly to go around, she'd rather eat the charred remains of whatever the smurf that was supposed to be.
Still goin'.
At midnight I leave you with a curious love pentangle. Pentagon. I don't know.
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