The Day Has Come.

Here's a handy index for those uniniated souls.

Day 1: Laddy's Misfortune
Day 1: Meet the EoFFockers
Day 1: A Tour of Hell
Day 1: Gender Confusal
Day 2: Clothes Optional
Day 3: Burn, Baby, Burn
Day 4: The Bathroom is the most romantic room in the house, apparently
Day 5: Let's talk about you and me
Day 6: Two's company...
Day 7: Field Trip
Day 7 Part II: The Rise and Fall of Sinister Nose Man
Day 8: Burn, baby, burn - Act II
Day 9: Bustin' makes me feel good
Day 9: The Stag Party
Day 10: I've only known you for ten days, let's get married!
Day 11: Sitcom Desperation Act I
Day 11: There goes the Neighbourhood
Day 11: Sitcom Desperation Act II
Day 12: The Old and the Young
Day 12: Where is your perfect man now, bitch?
Day 12: POOL PARTY!
Day 13: A Tale of Three Sisters
Day 14: All you need is love, love.
Day 15: EoFF Survivor Series
Day 16: Welcome to Alcatraz
Day 17: Two loced out Sims goin' crayzay. If by goin' crayzay you mean die. And I do.
Day 18: Don't fear the Reaper because the truth is out there.
Day 19: The Calm Before
Day 20: The Oncoming Storm

Of course if you want the full experience, you should probably read the thread.

INTRODUCTION

Oh yes! The Sims 3 is being released in just over a month, and so I decided to buy The Sims 2 because it's going really, really cheap. To get you all in the mood for the upcoming game, here's little thing I like to call Last Sim Standing!

So, what the smurf is going to go down here? Well, it's pretty much like Marick's X-COM thread. I play a video game, assign EoFFers to people in the game, and report back their wacky antics with screenshots and the like.

Most people who play the Sims are sad people who want to do what they can't in real life. Teenage girls who want to see what happens if Cloud and Aeris make babies, while their neighbours, married couple Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy drop by to say hi. Lonely women who make representations of themselves with a thousand pretty (read: stupid) outfits and dating the perfect man. And me. I want to slowly torture and murder EoFFers. I am going to shut 8 of the smurfers into a house, then every week or so, I will kill one. And you will help.

So, want to be one of the lucky 8? (well, 7. I am going to be one of them!)

EDIT: All done too slow sorry.

SIGN UP FORM!

Appearance: (photo would help! or if you're not comfortable with that just describe yourself)
Clothing: (just a rough idea really, but you can go into detail and tell me all about your PJs and stuff if you want!)
Starsign:
Aspiration: Pleasure/Romance/Popularity/Family/Fortune/Knowledge (PICK ONE)
Turn ons and turn offs: Please pick two turn ons, and one turn off, from the following list:
Cologne/perfume, Stink, Fat, physically fit, formal wear, swimwear, underwear, facial hair, glasses, make up, full facial make up, vampire, brown hair, red hair, black hair, blonde hair, grey hair, other colours of hair, hats.

And that's all I need from you! If you own the Sims 2 and know of a bunch of clothes and hair and whatnot that you want your Sim to wear, feel free to link them to me and I'll download 'em...!

I AM TOO LAZY AND/OR CONFUSED TO FILL OUT THAT FORM

The other way to participate is to vote, which anyone can do! Yes, the choice of the Sim who dies is up to you, the viewer. If I am feeling generous, maybe I will let you all choose the way they die too.

We'll also have votes on various other silly little things too, like who should get married to who and so on and so forth.

If you own the Sims 2, feel free to link me to items to download that you think should be in the house!


STARRING:
  • Psychotic
  • Rye
  • I'm my own MILF
  • I Took The Red Pill
  • Jessweeee
  • DK
  • Bunny
  • ShlupQuack
  • Laddy
  • scrumpleberry
  • Shiny
  • Lekana?