Keith has already won guys!
Keith has already won guys!
MILF's sim looks like Michael Jackson during his wavy hair period. It's disturbing. ;__;
Day 1: A Tour of Hell
Firstly I'll give you a little tour of the house. I appreciate it looks like crap, but you have to remember I am a heterosexual male. smurf interior design.
The art zone! The housemates have literally just walked in the door and the first thing Dan does is paint a picture. Meanwhile, Shlup and Keith negotiate a price.
Sofa area, flatscreen TV, and of course, an Xbox 360. It was either thar or a Wii, and hey, I have half the smurfing house on my XBL friends list, so... Expect this to be the site of many a bagging.
A more traditional gaming area. I, for one, look forward to boisterous games of strip poker. And strip chess. And strip darts. I'm slightly disappointed the game lacks a tiddlywinks set, though.
Fire Zone. I'm going to have to work out how to install a sprinkler system. Someone tell me how. These Sims are only dying when we say so, damnit!
Bedroom. 6 single beds and a double bed. I am smart.
qwerty's bowl-o-rama. For some stupid reason there is no cactus to buy. I hope this suffices. Maybe I'll download one soon though.
Because everybody loves decking. Also, hot tub and bbq.
Rooftop zen garden of faggotry. I just wanted somewhere to put the telescope. Also I made a ledge for suicidal sims to jump from. Right now it is occupied by a gnome. I hope he realises he has plenty to live for.
Outdoor bathroom complex. Yeah I'll probably make those doors a bit more centered. I wasn't really paying attention when I put them up.
Nothing says class like toilet stalls. Also bookcases for obvious reasons.
Classy gold sinks and expensive mirrors. There are only three of these, but four toilet stalls. I am indeed an evil genius.
And finally, his-'n'-hers shower rooms. The female one is bigger.
Yeah not especially exciting but it sets the scene. NEXT TIME: What did the Sims get up to on Day 1? And just what happened to Laddy?
Check my cultured ass self. Ronniangelo is a master artist.
Why are all the rooms so massive and empty?
I don't know what the smurf I'm doing.
This is the Sims. All rooms need to look large and empty otherwise nobody will have space to move around in their chessboard-esque squares.
there was a picture here
That almost-naked black guy is the most disturbing thing I've seen since I accidentily stood on a mirror when I got out of the shower & looked down.
For god's sake, someone send this man a link to some smurfing decent giant houses! Psy, get your arse over to parsimonious! And also research boolprop and rosebud if you don't know about them already.
I laughed at how I look identical here to in Rye's game.
I laughed at how the Jesses wear Uggs.
I laughed at how Bunny is emo.
I laughed at how Ronnie Coleman.
I love how suave Mister Pill is.
This is the best thread currently active and you will god damned make sure you see it through to conclusion.
Yeah I cheated my smurfing way to all this stuff believe you me. The lot alone cost 18k, and the house and the crap in it have got to be pushing 200k.Originally Posted by scrumpleberry
Anyway, the thing about this isn't really to show off some pretty house. The house is just where it's happening. The Sims will be the stars of the show. If people want me to add some more stuff to the house, k, cool, give me ideas/link me to downloads etc. and I'll stuff them in.
We do need a lot of space for executions, though.
But.. Big Brother has a nice house. That's basically what this is except with eventual death.
I love the bowling alley
Anyway you should remember these cheats for insane fun times xD
motherload = 50,000 simoleans instantly.
help = A list of most codes.
boolProp_testingcheatsenabled:True = Debug Menu. When it's active and you hold shift when you click on something, you can use the debug commands. Some are really odd though. Like the mailbox can make all your sims happy. If you do this on a newspaper, you can get the job specific items that can be a lot of fun. (COW PLANT!!!!!) The best ones are the cow plant from Natural Scientist, and the Paranormal one that lets you buy back dead people.
moveobjects:on = move stuff that you can normally never move. You can even move the trashcan and mailbox. Just never sell the mailbox. It bugs the game since Visitors are programmed to go to the mailbox when visiting you for some reason. But it is fun to sell piles of garbage or the old newspapers.
Now fr a massive amount of downloads that I feel like pointing out
Click here for cacti.
Here are some FF things that are awesome and you should fill the EoFF house with
You know that about half of EoFF dreams of sleeping in these bedsheets
These just make me happy
These assorted items are what Rye and Shlup would want in their kitchen.
I'm done for now
The house looks...empty. Silly straight guys!
I'm SOOOOO excited! *nerdgsam*
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