I honestly don't mind that I died (although it was a boring one), but I don't get what got you annoyed. I mean, I think you're one of the most amusing sims, I just think you'd be more amusing as a ghost than as a living person as the thing that makes you amusing is your creepy nature.Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
People I most want to live: DK, I Took The Red Pill, scrumpleberry.
Lekana and scrumples in a spot of bother for an early death at the mo!
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
I... wasn't annoyed, dude xD I thought that my blatantly OTT responses and entirely pointless and unecessary gloating would demonstrate that.I just saw you say it a couple of times and was like "Lulz can be had" and seeing as I got you shot, I'd have to say I succeeded!
DK
Red Pill
Lekana
I see I'm a party animal. xD Hopefully I will have made some friends!
MILF: Ah, gotcha. I can never tell when you're serious OTT or silly OTT. But then I can never tell with pretty much anyone at EoFF these days. D= But I figured you were serious because this thread is serious business in a big way.
I think that puts Psy, Lekana, Rye and scrumples all on 2 votes? Not certain though as .:kerrod:. voted for four people.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
I'm my own MILF because he is most psychotic sim I have ever seen.
I Took the Rel Pill because he is a gay boy with child-like exuberance.
DK because he is a suave mo fo that should not be messed with.
Sausage fest!
Sorry D=
I'll make it Keith, Dan and Scrump
Sorry, I should have been clearer here, it is indeed srs bzn xDD
Best picture of the day/night.
I second our beloved host's vote: Dan, Keith, Paul.
Rye and Lekana: FIGHT.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
MILFord, DK and Shluppers.
Keith!
I know I'm not involved in this, but I'm hooked.
Keith is adorable, Dan is awesome and I'm oddly attracted to Sim Huxley. They get my vote.
Day 20: The Oncoming Storm
Hello, EoFF. As you may have gathered from me sitting in the garden in the middle of the night, typing away on a computer, this isn't going to be a regular update. Today, I address you.
I don't think what I am about to do is going to be very popular. It's like a TV show, or a book or a game or a movie. I think we've all come to know and love the characters in this little internet show, and I think we'll all miss them. Nothing ever lasts forever, though.
I have two reasons for this. The first one is that I simply do not enjoy doing this anymore. You have to understand I've uploaded and commented on about 1,600 images for this thing. I've gone from desperately looking forward to playing the Sims, to seeing it as a chore. I have to force myself to play it now.
This face is awesome! The second for content related issues. I do not know what else I can possibly show you that I haven't done before. There's only so many times you can see a Sim piss on the floor or Huxley stare before it stops being funny. I'm ending it before that happens, as many television shows before me should have done! I simply do not know what else the Sims 2 has that I can show you.
A lot of things like this little thread, well, they slow down. The updates dry up to a trickle, and we're left hanging. I aint doin' that. If I'm going out, I am going out with a bang.
So when I asked for your favourite Sims, I was really asking for who you wanted to be the last sim standing. I didn't lie, though! The Sim with the least amount of votes is going to receive death. ...but so are the rest of them!
If this still does not satisfy you, allow me to present you with a song.
When I was just a little girl
I asked my mother, "What will I be?"
"Will I be pretty?"
"Will I be rich?"
Here's what she said to me...
After the thread ended, Rye took her bikini juggling act on tour with her girlfriend, Marshall banana.
Playtime~
Speaking of playtime, Psychotic and ShlupQuack settled their differences and got back together.
They and their family - Who are real bastards who refuse to pose for photos and this is the best I could do - moved into an expensive luxury mansion with the sales from Psychotic's book deal and Shlup's playboy shoot.
However, they rebuilt Alcatraz by their pool and put Noctiluca and Lekana in it. Whenever they get the urge, they may visit the inmates, no questions asked.
Don't worry about Lekana, though. She has a chocolate maker in her cell and she spends all day stuffing her face, bless her.
Keith and his son, kerrod, founded their own orphanage, and looked after many young children with great success.
Every night, however, they'd look to the heavens.
The days became weeks, the weeks became months, and the months became years. Their adopted childen grew up and had children of their own. Keith was growing old too.
But one day...
Huxley looked back on his life and realised where it had all gone wrong. He had let scrumpleberry get away.
If only there was some way to change history...to change the past...but wait...
In a dream, designs of a curious device came to him.
Strapping himself in, he smiles. Today, he will realise his destiny.
BACK TO THE FUTURE!
"Ah! It worked! Yes, hello! I would like to hold your child for a small while. May I do so?"
"Uh, sure, I guess. Also that's a neat new t-shirt. Where'd you get it?"
"Eastern Germany".
It's probably for the best.
As for Dan...
...and Mr. Spock...
...well, that's another story altogether.
THE END.
Alright, is your name scrumpleberry? If it is, in fact, scrumpleberry, please click off this thread. It's over. Nothing more to look at. Go away.
Are you gone? Good.
Sorry about that, folks. I will get a torrent of abusive PMs otherwise. On with the entertainment. Let the bodies hit the floor!
Speaking of scrumpleberry, she just got eaten, didn't she?
Time paradox, much?
Que sera, sera.
Lekana tried to go swimming. However, being consumed by her own gluttony, she simply sank to the bottom, and drowned. Again.
Huxedo. Yes, I am proud of that word.
He's kickin' it old skool style.
Guess what's inside!
It's the computer that zapped Rye! I've been storing it in there, ready for such an occasion.
Once more, with feeling. I mean hey he's probably going to get the electric chair for eating scrumpleberry anyway, right?
He then gets up, and neatly pushes the chair back in.
Before promptly being shocked again.
Whatever will be, will be.
Rye, on a whim, finally decides to look in the mirror.
Seeing herself for what she truly is - a midget consumed by the grease of a thousand teenagers - she is frightened.
"Wow, that was really scary! But I'm okay now! ^.^"
"Hey, my heart's beating pretty fa-"
The future's not ours to see.
Psychotic and ShlupQuack reconcile their differences, but in a very different way.
"You and I have unfinished business."
"Baby, you aint kiddin'".
"Pai Mei taught you the five point palm exploding heart technique?"
"Course he did."
"Why didn't you tell me?"
"I don't know. Because...I'm a bad person."
"No, you're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favourite person. But every once in a while, you can be a real."
"How do I look?"
"You look ready."
I HAVE MAD GIF SKILLZ. Shut up okay.
Then Beatrix Quacko forgot she had food poisoning. Boy, is she going to kick herself.
Whatever will be, will be.
I refuse to kill Keith in a violent manner. No. I will not do it.
He is dying of old age and there will be hula dancers and everything. So there.
Goodbye Keith!
Have a nice journey!
And so we come to the point of this little exercise.
I wonder...
Will I dream?
Wow
I am pretty glad you decided to end it, the updates were getting a bit repetitive and dull...I can't believe MILF ate ScrumpHow did you even do that?
That whole part was hilarious, cops and all. I don't really understand what happened to Psychotic though, was it something shlup did?
Anywho, congratulations DKKudos to you
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