Day 1: A Tour of Hell

Firstly I'll give you a little tour of the house. I appreciate it looks like crap, but you have to remember I am a heterosexual male. smurf interior design.



The art zone! The housemates have literally just walked in the door and the first thing Dan does is paint a picture. Meanwhile, Shlup and Keith negotiate a price.



Sofa area, flatscreen TV, and of course, an Xbox 360. It was either thar or a Wii, and hey, I have half the smurfing house on my XBL friends list, so... Expect this to be the site of many a bagging.



A more traditional gaming area. I, for one, look forward to boisterous games of strip poker. And strip chess. And strip darts. I'm slightly disappointed the game lacks a tiddlywinks set, though.



Fire Zone. I'm going to have to work out how to install a sprinkler system. Someone tell me how. These Sims are only dying when we say so, damnit!



Bedroom. 6 single beds and a double bed. I am smart.



qwerty's bowl-o-rama. For some stupid reason there is no cactus to buy. I hope this suffices. Maybe I'll download one soon though.



Because everybody loves decking. Also, hot tub and bbq.



Rooftop zen garden of faggotry. I just wanted somewhere to put the telescope. Also I made a ledge for suicidal sims to jump from. Right now it is occupied by a gnome. I hope he realises he has plenty to live for.



Outdoor bathroom complex. Yeah I'll probably make those doors a bit more centered. I wasn't really paying attention when I put them up.



Nothing says class like toilet stalls. Also bookcases for obvious reasons.



Classy gold sinks and expensive mirrors. There are only three of these, but four toilet stalls. I am indeed an evil genius.



And finally, his-'n'-hers shower rooms. The female one is bigger.

Yeah not especially exciting but it sets the scene. NEXT TIME: What did the Sims get up to on Day 1? And just what happened to Laddy?