Day 3: Burn baby, burn.

Last time we saw Jessweee trying to burn the house down. The smoke detector is going off, but the firecrew can't get in because I have no door to the outside. Oops.



Luckily, Jessweee takes down the fire all by herself.



Unfortunately, nearly burning to death turns Dan and Huxley into quivering wrecks.



uh...okay. Apparently they have imaginary friends now. You can't see this guy unless you click on either Dan or Huxley. I don't know what the smurf but alright!



Rye weeps as her two men are reduced to blubbering wrecks.



The little crush noise plays and I check it out and lo and behold, Psychotic and Jessweee now like each other. What the hell was my pick up line? "Hey baby, I saw how you nearly killed us all...and it got me hard".



Dan is now sane again. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for Huxley, who has befriended a volleyball in a hat.



Ooh, shut down!



Keith finally goes to bed!



Huxley is definitely slowly going insane. Right now he is eating what Jesswee cooked. Even though it's, y'know, been on fire. And it's probably covered with a mountain of fire extinguisher foam. She's like "dude, what the smurf are you doing?"



Keith pisses all over the floor. Without the outfit, he is just a disgusting loser.



And look who has to clean it up. Also yeah I redecorated the bedroom with a wallpaper Shlup linked to...and a Tidus bedspread because that is so incredibly nerdy :laugh: The moogle one qwerty linked to 404'd when I tried to download it.



Stinky Jessweeee confiscates Huxley's new friend in order to make him sane. Let's see if it worked.



Oh.



Speaking of stink, Rye and Dan are having a contest to see who can gross the other Sims out the most. Incidentally, say goodbye to that smurfing card table. It's all those assholes do all day so I deleted it.



This devastates Keith.



"Hey baby, if I buy you a flower, will you kiss me?"



"A flower? You cheapskate. How about you buy me some smurfing gold?"



Keith then gets undressed again. Remember those naked hotdogs Shlup made yesterday? This is the last of them. It is green and covered in flies. Keith eats half of it, chokes and retches. He then eats the rest of it anyway.



Will someone else be joining the underwear club tomorrow?



I think he's just trying to get attention from Jessweee.



This time I put a door in, so Fireman Mitch saves the day.



And yet again, the sight of fire sends Dan and Huxley loco and their imaginary doctor friend pops up to help them.



Oh why couldn't you have done that during the fire.



Shlup takes her public indecency to a whole 'nother level.



She then actually puts clothes on and tries to escape the house through the new door!



In case you were wondering what Bunny has been doing, he's been dreaming about the stock exchange.



I love this. Dan's Sim starts complaining that he needs a piss. Alright then, go piss. Instead, he goes and pours himself a drink. (he later pissed on the floor right by the bar, and carried on drinking)



Jesus christ does nobody know how to put a book away?



Whoa whoa whoa nearly missed this one. On the one hand, I just made out. ...on the other hand, it was with Shlup.



The two lovebirds go into the kitchen. Shlup makes lunch. Psychotic breaks down and cries. She must be a really bad kisser.



Oh Huxley, you so crayzay.



This never happens.



I love this one. Jessweee is gossiping to Psychotic about Hux. "Haha that MILF guy is smurfing crazy, he thinks that volleyball is his girlfriend". He is clearly going to stick a fork into her ear while she sleeps.



Bunny finally wakes up. The first thing he does is to drink alcohol.



He soon forms a drinking club, as the lads talk about sport. I think they've put all this girly nonsense behind them.



Rye has a KICKIN' party.



"You simply must tell me where you bought that lipstick, dah-ling!" ...I stand corrected.



Okay seriously dude knock it off now it's kind of creepy.



Saucepan Row.



Dan wakes up, and like yesterday, the first thing he does is to put on some music and dance to it.



And just like yesterday, look who comes to join him. They boogie for a bit.



Then they just stand there staring awkwardly for a while. It kind of reminds me of that scene from the Simpsons with Selma and Troy McClure attempting to have sex. "Why don't you come over here and make yourself more comfortable?" "How about YOU come over here and make YOURself more comfortable!"

Anyway, as Sims only seem to do stuff when I am not watching, I decide to go and watch the other Sims.



Shlup gives qwerty a show.



Bunny complains to Jessweee about my design choices.

Alright, let's see what Rye and Dan are doing!





...oh.



On the stroke of midnight, Huxley, Volleyball, Shlup and Jessweeee are all hanging out in the shower. I am not entirely sure why.