You don't need the insimnator really, boolprop and the postbox (or is it the bin?) works really quickly and is just fine.
You don't need the insimnator really, boolprop and the postbox (or is it the bin?) works really quickly and is just fine.
I think I nearly died of laughter. Especially with that one of "DK" sleeping xD
Well I'm glad I didn't get back before I had to vote Bunny and make myself look bad! Sorry Bunny
Well if I'm being honest, better you than me, but I'm still
I like the nerdy outfit Shlup linked to, btw! Forget the dumb pockets!
hahahahahahOriginally Posted by Psychotic
what the smurf
vote for bunny btw
FINALLY, SEX. And all I had to do was mess with the Sims' very programming in order to get it!
Update coming after I have my tea. In the meantime, speculate as to who it was and where.
DK and Shluppers
Paul and ShlupQuack, in the photo booth!
Clue joke here!
Shlup and Paul in hot tub!
Day 5: Let's talk about you and me.
I've given the inmates of HM Prison EoFF a few new toys to play with. Firstly, as per scrumpleberry's suggestion, I've removed all the single beds and replaced them with a couple of doubles.
Here's Shiny the bear! Apparently she hates music. Also look, the Insiminator in the background. No more insane Sims. Happy, assholes?
Fish tank (with no fish in it even though it has been restocked) and some cushions that Shlup wanted downloading.
Here is a Ferris Wheel, courtesy of scrumpleberry! But what is that sinister structure in the background?
Why don't you ask this man?
He gets dressed up for the occasion.
And makes the long, lonely walk.
Let's check out his new digs. We've got some cutesy wallpaper, a whole bunch of Final Fantasy posters that qwerty linked to, and the house garbage. Enjoy, smurfer!
Keith also gets dressed up in a tux. I don't remember telling him to do that, but it's possible I accidentally told him to do it when I told Bunny to do it. Either way I was just as confused as the housemates. Shlup's like "Are you going to the Oscars or something?"
This is another one of those images that I love and I don't know why.
Keith pisses on the floor, again, but for some reason his puddle ends up several feet behind him. "Oh my" says Shlup.
He then breaks down and cries into his cereal.
At least the new flirting mod seems to be working. I love how she's just totally stiffened up.
It's all action here. Jessweee is now flirting with Psychotic too, and has a thing for him. Huxley is sleeping in his best friend Bunny's favourite spot. I guess he misses him. And Keith vows never to use a toilet again.
"Hey dude come on let's give him a double bagging".
Bunny falls asleep while admiring his Tidus and Yuna poster.
Suddenly, right after taking this screenshot, I hear harps playing. SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, MUST BE HAVING SEX.
I quickly zoom around the house.
Someone is befouling the hot tub! Who is it?
oh yeah a digital representation of myself had digital sex with a digital representation of some woman I am acquainted with through a Japanese video game website. I'm gonna be bragging about this one for months.
They then instantly get out and stand there for a few moments.
"Damnit, why couldn't we have done it in a bed? Now I'm gonna get a UTI".
Well hey, if Psy and Shlup had sex, maybe Dan and Rye will have sex too!
...never mind.
Immediately after the deed is done, Keith immediately heads for the hot tub to bathe in our juices.
Incidentally, here are my relationship statuses:
Love triangle, anyone? In case you couldn't tell, my Sim is the only one in the house with the Romance aspiration.
Anyway, the two girls get into separate double beds, and then I check myself and it seems my goal is to get into bed. But who with?!
Jessweeee! ...but look who I am dreaming about. Apparently he's the one I really want.
The second I get into bed and dream about Dan, Jessweee sits bolt upright, looking disgusted. Has she come to her senses?
Oh, apparently not. Also, in case you didn't know, that symbol Shlup is dreaming of is sex. So yeah she's having a naughty dream.
Wait what the hell is going on here.
She wants to marry him?
Oh maybe not.
Huxley's awake! And he hates Rye.
Huxley and Keith share some touching moments here. First Keith tried to give him a backrub and this is Huxley saying no. Also pictured: black guy with bear.
Then they hug. Huxley is okay with this.
Huxley is not okay with playing red hands.
But tickling is apparently fine. They're so precious.
"Damn, girl, did your nose grow again?"
Keith, apparently not satisfied with having fun with Jess and Huxley, clambers into bed with me.
Talk about a one-track mind.
Shlup and Jessweee become best friends. Seriously, I think the game is deliberately setting up a huge dramabomb.
Huxley feels sorry for Bunny and decides to pay him a visit.
Bunny is very happy to see him.
What the hell is going on today? Everybody's wanted my bones today...other than the man I truly want, that is.
Uh-oh! An affair is brewing!
I can't say I blame them, seeing as how Rye is totally checking out my ass.
Huxley quickly defuses the situation by shooing them out of the kitchen and getting naked.
Suddenly, I hear a blood-curdling scream.
I get excited. Bunny must be dead! But no. This is what had happened.
I hate memes as much as I hate the French, but really, the only caption that does this picture justice is "Do not want".
The worst part? Huxley enjoys being watched.
I then carry on and make lunch next to the naked guy anyway.
The love triangle takes an interesting turn.
VOTE NOW: Who is the creepiest bastard in the house?
Keith stood there staring at Rye while in his underwear for one and a half hours, game time.
While Huxley, well, see for yourself.
Luckily, both situations were defused.
"Yeah, I will be having safe sex with her. Why do you ask?"
"Dude, come on."
Midnight: But there's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake. And the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the Sims who are still alive.
There's something magical in this picture.
Hahaha yeah, I liked that one, and also this one is pretty awesome too.
Your sim is still definitely my favourite. He's such a little fruitcake.
Keith is definately the creepiest!
MY SIM IS BEING SO BORING, MAKE HER PERSONALITY MORE PLAYFUL SO THAT SHE DOES SOMETHING WITH MR. CHOCOLATE LUV.
Best caption so far
"Yeah, I will be having safe sex with her. Why do you ask?"
there was a picture here
I cracked up for a good minute or two when I saw this. Dan + Teddy Bear is hilarious too. xD
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