Day 7: Field Trip!
Let me preface this by saying jesus smurfing christ, it was like watching Genghis Khan and his mongol horde at work. The EoFFers would arrive, lay waste to the place, and move on. Basically because of the DO MORE SEX mod thing, the EoFFers liked to hit on random people. They often said no. EoFFers get angry. Although sometimes they and random Sims hated each other just becuz.
The day begins like any other.
Jessweeeee tries to smurf Psychotic in the photo booth but he throws her out. I don't know why.
Anyway, off we go!
First up: A shop. We'll buy some new clothes there. It also, bizarrely, sells games.
They seem to want to spend all their time chatting outside though. Stupid Sims.
Keith. :rolleyes2
Art imitating life!
Huxley hugs this old man, whose name, coincidentally, happens to be Keith. Is this Keith from the future?
Either way, in a toe-crawlingly embarassing display, Huxley dances with the new Keith to the store's generic background music.
Dan tries on some clothes! What do you think?
Rye is less than enamoured with Keith's new friend!
I want you to remember this. This is like the first time you got drunk, or when you lost your virginity. This is the first time you have seen my Sims make a random Sim cry.
Psychotic and Jessweeee also dance to the store's music while Shlup deals with Keith 2 in the background.
Don't cry for me, Argentina.
Next up, the park! ...at night! Hopefully it'll be filled with drunks, chavs, hobos and hookers. Weirdly, Shlup for some reason glitched and did not end up at the park. I don't know why.
HUUUUUUUG!
This bitch, right. The second the EoFFers arrive at the park she smurfing startswith Psychotic. Will not leave him alone.
You had that one coming, asshole.
Psychotic and Jessweee finally do the deed...on a park bench.
...in front of everyone.
Huxley faces his toughest opponent yet. Presumably it's Snake wearing the optic camo. Or maybe he's just a smurfing lunatic, who knows!
This bitch is back for more and fights Psychotic.
I get my ass beat. By a girl. In public. In front of all of my friends. Hey her name is Andrea Hogan okay she's probably related to Hulk Hogan.
Also, bizarrely, it became daytime during the fight. It often does this when they are out. I don't know why.
He is a very talented man.
Suddenly he spots a man in a kilt. Oh
That's four.
Huxley comforts the poor Scottish man by discussing his Harry Potter scat fanfic, entitled "Dobby's surprise for Colin Creevey".
And Keith is getting on awfully well with that BITCH! Traitor!
Jesus christ. Now some random old biddy starts having a go at me.
At the same time...
lol homo
I guess she's a homophobe.
Someone's feeling left out!
Just as I call the taxi to leave, I see this on my actions list.
The derranged elderly woman wants to kiss me. Romantically. I swear I had nothing to do with this whatsoever.
I wish my Sim had kissed her hahaha.
NEXT UP: SEPARATE OUTINGS!
Huxley and Keith go bowling! Incidentally, Huxley loves to do what I did when I last went bowling. Gutterball on the first throw, then nail the spare with the second.
Now time for Keith's adventures.
...he wants to call a baby on the phone? What, like one of those chatlines? For only $5.99 a minute, you too can hear the authentic sounds of babies crying! We've got real babies on the line ready to talk to you!
...they'd make a killing from broody chicks.
Keith's black doppelganger wants to hold hands.
But Keith is more interested in this heterosexual looking fellow.
He then hugs some random dude. Jesus christ Keith stop being so gay go pick up chicks or something.
Not old chicks, man.
She broke his heart! Now she's for it!
Another one bites the dust.
Let's follow Huxley's adventures.
First he plays some pinball. Woo, yeah, award-winning update right here, folks.
Then that crazy old hag from the park storms in and starts yelling at him for being a queer.
She is a mean smurfing bowler though.
Oh look who just "happened" to show up. Brandon the fabulous Scotsman. :rolleyes2
...okay enough faggotry.
Next up: Rye and Dan go to a fancy restaurant!
He is very excited about the prospect.
The restaurant staff are fantastic. They seat them on totally different tables.
This woman walks by totally naked. I don't know what the smurf. I think my game glitched there or something.
Back inside, Ronnie tiptoes across the room with a mischievious smirk on his face!
He pours soap into the pretentious water feature. Nice job!
This guy isn't too pleased about it. And worse yet, he's talking smack about Rye.
Six.
Whoa Jess what the smurf?
Oh. In the middle of the restaurant bar?
Yeah, seriously.
Uh-oh. Is this lady smurfing stalking my Sims or something?
"Yeah, the film of this is going straight to my spankbank".
Uh...alright.
Insane hag then beats the crap out of Rye with her handbag after she puts her clothes back on. I love Dan in this though. His girlfriend's having her ass handed to her and he's just standing there dreamily. Throw an American flag behind him and you have yourself an army recruitment poster.
The two then flee the restaurant.
Next up?
Psychotic, Jessweee and ShlupQuack go clubbing. I want this
Although Psychotic is more interested in using the club's decorative flames to toast a marshmallow.
What.
Andrea Hogan's back. And she jumps onto Psychotic the second he steps onto the dancefloor.
Yeah now what bitch.
Meanwhile, Shlup does this. "Yeah, that'll teach you to wear a tracksuit to a nightclub".
They then dance to celebrate their victories.
Oh boy. She does not look happy.
Outside, I spot this chap. Most of you are probably wondering what the smurf. This man has previous.
For those who can't access Rye's LJ, here and here. In Rye's sim house, this gentleman came round her house and started crap with Huxley (whose design I shamelessly stole). Apparently he has somehow escaped that reality and phased into this one. I will keep my eyes out for him.
Anyway, where were we?
Oh yeah.
Busted.
Bam!
Slosh!
Jessweeee's reign of terror isn't over yet. She storms into the toilet and attacks this woman too.
Yep.
Meanwhile, these two sneak off to the hot tub on the roof to smurf.
She is probably posting nudes of me and Shlup online.
They go home, and the second they get out of the taxi-
Jessweee attacks! Who won?
God damn right I did.Incidentally, that is the woman she attacked in the toilets, stealing our newspaper.
She then goes after Shlup, hoping for an easier victim. The paper boy is rootin' for blondie.
I hope it was worth it.
I guess the Sex mod even affected her 
Master of the Fork
so no vote for Rye this time.
Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper
