Oh my god, this just gets better and better every time.

Hmmm, Keith needs to retain his classy outfits to remain much longer. But I'll give him that chance. I wouldn't vote for me this time because I became awesome and gay. Not Rye's strongest, except for banging Ronnie Coleman in public. I mean he is so legendary that he clearly would do it without caring but the fact that she did too is just so no vote for Rye this time.

I think I'll have to go with Jessweeee. Sorry but Shlup's got great hair, you know? I'm not bothered how. Fire works for me.

(Also when I die it has to be by satellite)