Day 7 Part II: The Rise and Fall of Sinister Nose Man

What's this all about? Well, Day 7 technically isn't over. Time spent outside the house doesn't count towards the overall time of day. All the phone calls, waiting for taxis, changing for outfits and whatnot meant that it was now 6 PM in the evening.

I decide that Jessweeee will be spared until 12 AM.

Also, I should note that everybody now has their new everyday outfits on!



The second I load the game, this happens. "Uh, okay, hold on, let me check."



"Yeah, she's just watching Shlup and Jessweeee go at it".



This woman, Cowgirl Whore, has never spoken to Rye. She has never spoken to any of my Sims before. I saw her at the bowling alley, but Huxley and Keith did not interact. So how the hell does she know who Rye is? Maybe she overheard them talking about a midget Italian whore and decided to call her up for a fun time?

But alright, Rye decides to meet up with the stranger at night all alone. What bad could possibly come of it?



This fad is seriously beginning to worry me.



The bar is as popular as ever. "Yo, I heard she caught you two making out!" smurfing awkward timing, Dan.



Huxley falls in love with Dan. (Dan is thinking about Huxley's boyfriend)

Let's get a close-up on that.



Yeah, wtf indeed.



It turns out Cowgirl Whore has a whole bevvy of friends she has brought along on her night out to a bunch of small shops...

including Sinister Nose Man! If you don't know who he is, look at the previous update and click the links.



Well those two are getting along well aren't they?



A little too well.



This woman is obviously the Huxley of the group.



Then Rye actually meets the woman who called her up for the first time. Yep, she's a whore alright.

Rye then heads for home.



I'm only showing this one to show Shlup's new outfit. And I'm only showing Shlup's new outfit because when she sees what she is wearing, she will want to have sex with me in real life instead of just in a video game.



Waaaaaugh! Invaders! These smurfers followed Rye home!



Even worse, they're hippies!



Hello. My name is DK. You kissed my girlfriend. Prepare to die.



This guy has heard some things and asks Huxley if he's straight. Again, his t-shirt slogan applies quite nicely here.



"REMEMBER ME?" Huxley has his revenge! (see above) Also I am not going to lie, I orchestrated this. I don't normally get involved but it had to be done.



"Let's not have safe sex tonight". This does not bode well.



Dan slugs this guy in the stomach.



Oh god! Cowgirl Whore is getting into the hot tub. Great. That's just what it was missing: Pus from the vagina of a disease-ridden slut.

Now I'm just going to post some pictures of Dan and SNM.



Close up:




For the love of. The entire hippie army has got into the hot tub. Well I'm not standing for this .



I fence those assholes in and make a new hot tub. Their lives are mine now.



Holy. Huxley is doing some full-on exorcist .



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Jessweee is spending her last night bowling with Keith, in case you cared.



^_^



SHE IS PREGNANT. REPEAT: PREGNANCY CONFIRMED.



Well. This is an interesting development.



Jessweeee has a new neighbour. I intend to delete the walls between their two homes once she is secured inside, and then he will burn alongside her.



Honest to god I did not cause this. They walked over to check out the new lights in SNM's place, found they couldn't get to them, so made out right in front of him instead. I love it.



Dan begins to paint a picture of his fallen foe's suffering.



It's midnight.