I want to be a baby. ^_^ Hopefully you'll have triplets.
Oh, and you must save Cowgirl Whore!
I want to be a baby. ^_^ Hopefully you'll have triplets.
Oh, and you must save Cowgirl Whore!
Best update so far imho. xD
I also vote Jessweeeee by fire. It would have been Rye if not for her sublime stunt with Dan today.
Edit: What, this looks stupid now I guess. Missed a page.
Last edited by Rantz; 01-21-2009 at 10:54 AM.
Save Cowgirl lady. When she calls again she might come back with more victims xD
I vote Cowgirl Whore!
And why does everyone like Psychotic xDDD
I don't, he annoys me :|
He's the only one with romantic aspirations.Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
ALSO THE HAIR
OH GOD THE HAIR
No one has pigtails?
Day 8: Burn, baby, burn - Act II.
What the people want, the people get. Cowgirl Whore, you're free to go!
Behind her you can see a stream of the EoFFers carrying filth out of the Death Chamber. It has been loaded up with ovens and fireplaces.
It is time.
Jessweeee puts on a pretty dress and sprints to the room. It's like she heard there was going to be a fire and just had to be a part of it.
"Fire?! Oh my god where?!"
Hahaha no I don't think so somehow, asshole.
Wow, that was really quick! Jessweee's a natural!
The flames have drawn quite the crowd.
"No firemen are going to save her ass this time!"
Then I do a check to see where the other inmates are.
...what.
Jessweeee screams in agony. I hope you know what you're doing, EoFF.
They're not even having sex, they're just sitting on the bed, naked.
So long, J♪.
At that exact moment, this was going on. So harsh.
The back of the chamber has become the wailing smurfing wall.
This waste of space is still alive, but not for very much longer.
"YESSSSS, THANK YOU GOD!"
The boys have a merry old chat while SNM evacuates his bowels all over the floor in a sad effort to put out the fire.
Look who thinks she's Dan! The sperm inside her body are obviously controlling her urges.
The hippies befoul my nice decking.
Morning has broken.
I put her grave next to Bunny's. We will never forget. As for SNM's grave, I deleted it. I don't want his poncey ghost in my house.
Finally, someone who doesn't like me! Although really dude, you voted for her to die too, don't blame this on me.
These two get jiggy in the hot tub.
They sure are exhibitionists, aren't they?
Insert gay joke here. Huxley is the only Sim who ever gets tickled. Seriously I don't know what's up with that.
Still, it doesn't affect him too much. He's able to discuss what I can only assume is goatse with Shlup during a game of strip chess.
What are you so happy about?
Oh, sex? In the past twenty four hours you've nailed Shlup three times and Jessweee once. Are you seriously telling me you want more?
As if he heard my thoughts, he promptly goes and does this.
...is...is he trying to perform self-fellatio?
Shlup wonders if it's too soon to make a Jessweee joke.
Dan has finished his picture of his enemy on the toilet.
"What the hell are you doing? If you want sex, just ask for it?"
*grunts* "No...need.....nnnnngh.....almost....got it!"
At least someone's enjoying it.
He goes to make a drink, his eyes still on the prize.
This house is getting seriously gay.
This house is getting seriously gay.
Oh my god oh my god it's gonna happen they're gonna be lesbians!
But no. The hivemind commands all of my Sims (except Keith) to the kitchen to make lunch.
"NO BLOOD FOR OIL!"
"...Liberals :rolleyes2"
Shlup lets out an enormous belch, which still manages to be sexy because she's a blonde woman in a bikini.
Dan giggles at her wind. This is so precious.
"Hold on, let me check".
"...I don't get paid enough for this".
Apparently that black guy really wanted to talk to Keith about holding hands. Go figure.
Speaking of hands, Huxley plunges his into the toilet to try to unclog it. I suspect he's enjoying it.
"You're putting the pussy on a pedestal. Take the pussy off the pedestal".
Still alive. Slowly breaking down.
Anyway, I figured these jerks might be missing EoFF, so I gave them a computer.
Well of course she has no email. Who'd email her?
Maybe this guy would.
Let's get a closer look.
He wants her.
I'm watching myself play the Sims while I play the Sims. There's got to be some philosophical issue to all of this.
Dan appears to be watching President Obama's inauguration.
Holy
"What a surprise! A creepy freak is standing there staring at me! It's just what I always wanted...how did you know?"
They are trying to flood the place with their urine.
Shlup has apparently taken a test and got confirmation of her pregnancy. She switches to her maternity clothes.
The proud father seems overjoyed.
smurf. yes.
VOTIN' THYME!
I want a wedding, but I don't know who should get married. I should point out that Dan, Rye and Shlup all have aspirations to marry their respective partners, but Psychotic has marrying Shlup listed as a fear.
Anyway, who should get married?
Rye and DK, or Psychotic and ShlupQuack?
Master of the Fork
Cid's Knight
LMAO So creepy xD
EDIT: Paul and shlup so paul turns into a wreck xD
You two should get married, you're having a baby.
Psychotic and Shlup! Also why haven't we seen Bunny's ghost yet? D:
Dan and Rye~
Needs more interacial.
Marry ShlupQuack in her strawberry undies. =O
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