I have been reading this whole thing for the past hour and a half laughing out loud in a public space with people looking at me. It's great. Slash hilarious.
i want to see a wedding! I COUNT SEVEN!
Appearance: thread of sex
Clothing: jeans and a polo. Or sometimes I wear shorts and a t-shirt that are the same color with matching shoes and armbands to be fun!
Starsign: virgo is the real one, but it's far too clean in the game.
Aspiration: Pleasure
Turn ons and turn offs: underwear. HATS? OFF: stink