Balls is it. Recount and count my vote thrice.Originally Posted by Psychotic
I'm going to guess it was me, by electrocution!ALSO ONE OF THE HOUSEMATES JUST smurfING DIED. Speculation as to who and how welcome! It's time for some zombie hax, baby.
Balls is it. Recount and count my vote thrice.
I'm going to guess it was me, by electrocution!ALSO ONE OF THE HOUSEMATES JUST smurfING DIED. Speculation as to who and how welcome! It's time for some zombie hax, baby.
Jessweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's ghost came back in the middle of a Shlup/Psy love fest and murdered Psy at the point of climax.
Psychotic was beaten to death by the little old lady.
This is a thread worthy of being archived.
damn it, i just missed again D=
If people want to still be in this I can move you in with BoB and Tsukasa and all that, and you'll be neighbours who might drop in or be out on the town. I'm already thinking of putting a Kishi-Necro-Monda house down somewhere using the Sims Shlup made so they can show up from time to time. You won't get daily updates about what happened at your house though.
W-would you accept me in your neighbour house?
If you need a fat old guy in a wife beater at the neighbor's house, sign me up!
Can i be a neighbour?
Appearance: you know what i look like paul (pic attached though)
Clothing: T-shirt and Jeans really
Starsign: Aries
Aspiration: Romance heyy
Turn On: underwear, brown hair
Turn Off: Full facial makeup
I wanna be a neighbor!!!
You already had your part, Laddy!
I know, DD, having fun. =/
It wasn't fun.
Day 9: Bustin' makes me feel good
When we last left our Sims, Psychotic was disturbed to find out he had become a father.
"But babe, why can't it be just the two of us?"
She is none too pleased about this and starts kicking the gravestones. In sandals. That's seriously going to break her toes.
These two start having sex in front of the hippies again.
Now before we go onto the next part, I invite you to click this damn link.
Someone is none too pleased about having her gravestone kicked!
ALERT ALERT GHOSTS ON DECK THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I immediately scramble Psychotic and Dan to the scene to try to combat this phantom menace.
However, she slips through their net and through the wall into the bedroom!
...Keith!
She's not the only ghost out and about tonight.
Dan imparts manly advice to Psychotic. "You knocked her up? Oh dude, you better marry her". Neither of them seem to particularly care that the ghost of their dead friend has just floated by.
:Eek:
Jesus christ. Suddenly Bunny pops out of Dan and screams. It gave me a start.
Hey, have you ever seen that famous picture by Edvard Munch called the scream?
Check it out.
Huxley sees a ghost and pisses himself.
"I aint afraid of no ghost!"
Oh yeah! Get them! Get them!
"Ghost? Whatevs. I have piss to clean up".
Whoa don't do that you freak she's pregnant you're going to make her miscarry. This aint CAD, son, this aint CAD.
Scariness of an altogether different kind.
She climbs into bed and I guess she is fantasising about a threesome with me and Dan.
The ghosts start to cause havoc in the house. First they make the stereo play.
Then they actually lift the smurfing bowling alley up into the air.
Whoa! The Grim Reaper is in the kitchen! Look out, Keith!
I actually thought he was here to take the ghosts back to hell or something, as I've ever seen ghosts on The Sims 2 before. But no.
Wait a minute...ShlupQuack!
...THE BABY!
In happier news, isn't this sooooooooooo cute?
Boy Bunny sure is one pissed off ghost. After killing Shlup, the spectres seem to realise they've done something wrong and hang out in the garden for the rest of the night, and I refuse to let any of my sims go outside.
He is clearly looking at porn.
The Corpse Bride returns.
"Hey honey!"
"I thought you were dead."
"Nah I got bored. So what's for breakfast?"
"Toast."
"Wrong! YOUR BRAINS AHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"...you are so gay"
They then boogie to the music the ghosts put on.
Hello hello what's developing here. Could we see some Jex action finally make it into the Sims?
Keith tickles the big P. While they are both in their underwear. Seriously I don't know how many more times I can say "ha ha ha they are gay" because it's just a normality in this house.
Yeah, jog on.
Now time to give in to popular demand.
Looks expensive.
"What the smurf have I done?"
"We're engaged this is so wonde-"
"HEY LET'S TALK ABOUT FOOTBALL"
They then share a touching moment where he touches her belly.
Then this creepy asshole just has to do the same and ruin the moment.
My god.
"Aren't those hippies dead yet? I want them out of our hot tub so we can smurf in it again".
"We could always try dropping a bomb on them ^.^"
Ugly McFlamepants and the Mailman stare each other down.
I love this. Psychotic has the look of a man who does not want to be dancing. I can picture it now.
"You're getting married? That's great, sucka! Dance with me!"
"No, really, thats okay."
"I said dance with me, boy."
And then he starts awkwardly and halfheartedly swaying from side to side.
They then pull really smurfing weird faces:
Seriously what the hell happened here?
*shudders*
I think he is going to try to steal or kill or eat the baby or something.
Well well, look what finally happened. Let's get a couple more angles on that:
I love how her reaction to falling in love is to swoon, and his is to pull out his creepy stare.
But okay, they're in love, let's see if they kiss or maybe take it further!
Sims. :rolleyes2
In case you were wondering why neither of them have had their kidneys ripped out, this man was in the shower at the time.
"No I didn't piss myself, I was just watering the grass, okay?" This was a popular conversation topic today.
This is the bitch who hates me. Why on earth is she calling me?
She wants my advice on shoes? Okay...?
I am getting fed up of these idiots still being alive so I have built a little swimming pool for them. They will dive in, pass out, and drown.
"If you go anywhere near my baby I will have you arrested".
Jessweeeee: Gone but not forgotten.
They then perform some sort of fancy dance performance.
This man manages to save the day, despite having Dan's arm sticking out of his gut. What a hero.
This man, however, is not a hero. It's no good rushing to the rescue now, numbnuts, the fire's out.
"Thanks for saving my life YOU STUPID PRICK".
Keith really likes the fireman and pays him money to be his friend.
Is she..she is, isn't she? Oh god.
Look who decided to call round.
...oh god no.
Of course, Campy McKilt and Dan have had previous, and do not like each other.
All Dan does is insult this guy once and goes back to watching TV and he breaks down. What an absolute wimp.
What the hell not again!
She is in love with all three of them, thanks to her new outgoing and playful nature and the Casual Romance mod.
If she sees any of them kissing someone else she will freak. Which is ironic seeing as she is cheating on them with two others.
This guy knows the score. "There's some major drama about to erupt. What the hell is she thinking?"
In fact, let's find out what she's thinking.
For the love of. The woman is insatiable.
LOOK AT ME, I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE.
I hate this guy.
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
Dan is the new Jessweeeeeee.
This guy tries to make a move on me during the fire.
It ends with me headbutting right through his shoulder.
And now we know the answer to the eternal question: What does a Scotsman keep up his kilt? A gaping black hole of the void by the looks of it.
Oh no Dan what's wrong.I think the fire scared him.
This guy sees weakness, and charges in to poke Dan in the chest.
Bad. smurfing. Move.
However, before Brandon's spine can be snapped in two, Keith defuses the situation by taking off all of his clothes and ordering everyone else out of the kitchen.
Outside, however...
Maybe you can't see this too well through the dust, but Dan has him in a headlock.
Someone knows what a ho Rye is.
Keith's still at the porn.
That's what you get.
The day is not over, however! Now I will take the boys out on the town for the stag night, as the wedding is tomorrow! I don't think Shlup is in any fit state for a hen night, as she spends her time waddling between the bathroom and the kitchen.
Hux is my new favourite
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