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Truly limitless win.Originally Posted by Psychotic
They then perform quite possibly the fruitiest dance in existance.
Baby Spice, Bitch Spice, Creepy Spice, Angry Spice.
I challenge you to find an image that is more dire than this one.
Hahaha, it's like the Village People.
Day 10: I've only known you for ten days, let's get married!
What's this crazy set up all about?
"The paranormal? Man that totally sucks. In fact I would even go far as to call it weak." Not really the kind of thing you want to be saying when there's a murderous poltergeist floating behind you.
However Shlup is still the favourite with the ghosts and she is scared into pissing herself. I am scared that she'll end up pissing the baby out next time.
Someone works out his frustrations at getting married on the punchbag.
"C'mon, Creed. You can hit harder than that, vanilla."
"RAAAAAGH smurfING EoFF MAKING ME MARRY THIS BITCH!"
He stood there showing the bear to her for quite a while. It was rather endearing. I know a lot of you love Huxley's plain weird tendencies, but I just love Keith's innocent and child-like nature so much more.
Still, if you all want your fix of Huxley crazy, here it is. These two were just chilling on the couch, he walks by, does this, then carries on walking.
It's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding, you dolt. And I'd really like to know what it is about the bathroom that makes these sims go all gooey.
"Hey buddy, wanna play Guess the Size of Keith's Lovestick?"
Speaking of Keith, what on earth is he eating?
Now he is complaining to me that there is in a table in the way so he can't get up. :rolleyes2
These two get jiggy in the photobooth. Is this even newsworthy?
Psychotic tries to do a Dan and dance to music in his underwear, but the second he puts the music on and starts to dance, Dan walks over and turns it off.
Then Rye does the same!
"Look bitch, I don't want to have to hit you".
Denied music, Psychotic instead decides to paint. I wonder if we'll see an anguish-ridden masterpiece. Oh, and he had a keen admirer too.
What the hell are you doing to the fish, Keith? And at least roll your sleeve up before plunging it in there.
Oh. RIP invisible fish.
...oh god she's back!
Fatty keeps an eye out for wedding guests arriving.
I don't know if I should be happy or sad. On the one hand, Keith finally got his first kiss. On the other, it was with a total hobag.
It goes undetected because her other lovers have more important matters to attend to. Like fantasising about themselves.
And look at Huxley, he's ju...wait...is he?
He is! He's sleeping with his eyes open that weird mothersmurf.
And now I believe it's time for a little wedding. I appointed Dan priest. It was a natural choice.
Even these pricks got dressed up for the occasion.
The Groomsmen. Which one would you pick to be your best man? The derranged sociopath or the retarded child?
Chyna-Shiny and Lekana the bridesmaids. Yes, I chose green for the bridesmaids, no I do not particularly give a smurf if that's a bad colour for them.
It's your wedding day and you are eyeing up the bridesmaids?
He's not the only person doing some eyeing up. It seems everyone wants a piece of qwerty.
Here comes the bride! Isn't she beautiful?
...wait
where is her bump?
Does this dress have a corset?
My god our child is going to have brain damage.
Look who thinks she's too good to sit down.
I love how she's genuinely happy and he's obviously faking a smile in this one.
When I am going through things I don't like, such as getting cavities filled in, I take my mind of it by listing Liverpool players by number. I don't know why. It's just something I've always done.
"Number 9 Fernando Torres....number...nnngh....ten...."
Everybody applauds and Shlup thinks about TSoL.
Awwwwwwwwwww
The happy Sims applaud the wedding and...wait...look to the right...
Where the hell is he going?
He stops, looks back at the altar, and gets an unhappy memory. You cruel and sadistic people.
Here is the buffet I laid on for the Sims. And a flamingo. I like flamingoes.
And Lekana makes a beeline for it.
smurfing alcie.
A toast! Hey why are you jerks thinking of her? I'm the one in pain here!
The hivemind commands an army of Sims to storm the bathroom.
Aren't you supposed to, y'know, cut the cake together?
"Get this down your throat, fatty, and leave me alone".
This guy decides he's seen enough and leaves, closely followed by KHCloudy.
"MMM CAKE NOM NOM NOM GLORF GLORF GLORF"
Momiji or Anne Robinson? YOU DECIDE.
Everybody is enjoying the wedding buffet.
Except this man, who is sulking on his own.
Someone else does not feel like being social.
It's when I'm off watching other people, pause the game for a screenshot, then go to check on the others and find him staring like this that is the most terrifying.
KEITH AND CHYNY 4EVA
My favourite moment of the wedding. qwertyxsora pisses himself and everybody laughs at him.
He soon leaves the wedding, with Momiji and TSoL in tow.
Shiny is the one to clean up the piss while Keith does a cute little dance.
The Sims then troop off to do their own thing.
Psychotic goes bowling...with the bridesmaids. This is going to end well.
Yup. Definitely going to end well. (in case you're wondering who she is, she's just some random NPC Sim that showed up late)
He takes his glasses off, but not his hat.
While everyone is off mingling, this man steals some more of the cake.
"The two of us are just so in love! We'll be happy together forever!"
How wrong can you be?
"The city is lame! The country rules!" yes okay shut up lekana we get it already.
Even so-
my stupid Sim is becoming obsessed with her.Also he has a major fear of "having a baby". Hahahaha you poor bastard.
However, before they can get intimate, this limo pulls up and Shlup sprints to it, despite being saddled with the offspring of our regular Don Juan, who follows suit.
It comes back an hour or so later and Shlup immediately starts to cry as it leaves. As with so many things in this game, I don't know what the smurf.
They then have their wedding night sex...in the smurfing photobooth. Also I like this picture. "lover, come to bed!" "...oh god."
This bitch breaks the computer so I order her to fix it.
Someone obviously does not approve of this marriage.
Ohthat is not good.
That is seriously not good!
Oh, she's fine. I don't know whether Dan is smiling because he's happy she's alright, or because she's a three-timing bitch who got what was coming to her.
"You're alive?"
"Yes!"
"Cool, let's dance!"
It's an energetic dance for a pregnant woman. I'm beginning to think she has faked the whole thing. In fact, she's been pregnant for over 72 hours now and is supposed to have given birth.
Nothing like a bit of Woohoo to heal electrical burns. And of course, they just have to have an audience, even if it is a ghost.
The phone rings.
Hey, it's Cowgirl Whore!
"Sure, it's not like I'm doing anything important like, say, having the first dance with my husband at my wedding".
You made me marry this thing you awful bastards.
I like to end updates with screenshots taken at exactly midnight.
Here is one of Keith thinking about children. While wearing a speedo. Yeah, not even gonna touch that one.
hahaha, qwerty you silly Sim.
Kinda scary how the hairstyle is almost perfect. The only difference is that my hair curls outward just a little bit on the ends. Otherwise, it's like looking in a mirror and seeing my hair and glasses on Anne Robinson's face.
http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/p...te/annerob.jpg
It doesn't really look a lot like her face. Her nose, for instance, is beaklike and thin whereas Momiji Sim has a broad one. I can see resemblances to both her and you though. Now we know what it would look like if you had children!
*shudder*
I guess it's the stern-looking mouth.
CUZ THIS IS THRILLER!!!!
edit: oh that was an update too late. I like how Lekana must have cake and alcohol!
Last edited by Clouded Sky; 01-23-2009 at 04:17 AM.
Ahahaha oh god the best part, dancing after electrocution, that slayed me for some reason.
Ahahah Rye turned into a Guado.
My favourite moment from the whole day was probably Dan refusing to let anyone else dance to the music like he normally does.
These Sims have such funny little quirks that you guys don't get to see and probably don't give a
Are the wedding guest Sims sticking around?
If so, I'm curious about what quirks I'll develop.
You'll see soon enough what I have in store for them.
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