scrumpleberry is super CUTE!!!!!!! I luff.

I congratulated Keith on making out with Hux. That's luzy.



*chokes on vomit and/or laughter*

Rye getting her ass beat by an old woman...ahahaha

I would totally chase my daughter with an RC car. We are the best parents ever.



That BULGE! Day-um!



She has been hanging out with Rye too much.

DJ Suave is not pleased that he has a rival.
Lol'd.

Also, I hate Sex and the City with a deep passion. Just so we're clear.