Myself and Lekana. I can try and get in still
Myself and Lekana. I can try and get in still
Oh wow. Interesting to see how this develops.
Noctiluca and Shiny plz
Yay! I wanna see baby me!Originally Posted by Psychotic
This.
Why is Jessweeee allowed to be reincarnated? WHAT ABOUT ME PSY. HUH?!
Master of the Fork
Cid's Knight
LULZ agreed
Lekana has to move in now.
Me and Shiny I think xD
Shiny and Noctiluca.
Lekana and Momi.
If Momiji moves into the big house, please equip Marshall banana with a Capri Sun and have her stand guard outside her and her boys' house.
Lekana and qwertyxsora
YOU GAVE ME AN ABORTION?!
Day 13: A Tale of Three Sisters
Time to hack scrumpleberry's age up one more stage!
As we can see, the trauma she has sustained has manifested itself in her hair.
(I should point out the real scrumpleberry picked out this hair, before anyone wants to jump on my ass for that)
Huxley breaks the shower, apparently by looking at it in a strange way. The power of his care bear stares quietly grows.
You break it, you fix it. I get involved and order him to smack it with a wrench a few times.
scrumpleberry stomps on Tidus's face. I can support this endeavour.
In my favourite moment of the day (and we're only at screenshot 5), Psychotic and Shlup go to have sex in this bed. However, at the same time, Huxley wants to sleep in it, and he gets there before Shlup does.
"What are you angry at me for? It's not my fault!"
I replaced scrumpleberry's crib with a bed more fitting of this little devil.
I swear he plays with that thing more than scrumpleberry does.
It just isn't Shlup's night tonight. She goes to make a bed, but scrumpleberry jumps in and sleeps in it.
"Mr. Bear says that if we show more Shlup-ass shots like that, thread views will triple!"
Perhaps the most evil member of the house climbs into the coffin instead.
"Why yes, I would love to discuss your sexual conquests in front of my daughter who is trying to go to sleep"
Huh. It worked though.
Spare a thought for Rye. She's been miserable ever since Dan cheated on her, and has been filling her face with weird coloured goo, alone.
scrumpleberry has repeated nightmares about art. Hahaha, ironic.
"Mr. Bear says the viewers don't want to see a mopey Rye!" He is so darling!
I'm beginning to notice a pattern here. Keith brings bear, Keith gets physical contact from bikini-clad girl.
"Wait, you're not just using me as a part of some game, are you?"
":rolleyes2"
BITCH.
lol
A loud "EA GAMES, challenge everything" booms out across the room. Yeah, nice. Real subtle, that.
I am so proud of my sperm right now.
The Huxley Stare: This time it's accessorised by a red hot frying pan. I am slightly concerned about this development.
Again, so very proud of my sperm. Also, she is probably going to grow up to be a lesbian at this rate.
"Have you noticed our daughter's hair? I think it's a sign of how damaged her mind is."
"A few rounds of electric shock treatment ought to fix that right up".
Then they smurfed. Remember this. It is important.
Someone's up to his old tricks again!
Yeah, it is pretty funny...but that's your own fountain, man.
A burning hatred returns.
Damn that is one angry Sim.
And then Shlup gets knocked up. With an impending arrival, I act quickly and make her go online.
"I AM YOUR MOMMY NOW!"
"Have fun at the abortion clinic!"
The abortion clinic, as it turns out, is a new house just for Shlup. This is the welcoming committee. Anyone else experiencing some deja vu?
Told you they hated each other.
EXCLUSIVE: SHLUPQUACK VOMITTING.
Damn girl what in god's name have you been eating?
I hack for twins, just to double the chance of getting a boy.
Oh god damnit. I then hack them up to adult age.
One of them is really hot!
One of them is really not!
Sorry, Jessweee!
Marshall banana comes out to wave Shlup off as she heads back home, her uterus spent.
"Honey, I'm home! Sorry I've been away for the last 20 years, it's just that I was giving birth to and raising your younger si-"
"MOOOOM GET OUT OF THE WAY OF THE TV!"
This is terrifying.
So is this. He was playing the Sims. I thought to myself "Haha, he's a sick freak, so he's probably making little death chambers and killing the Sims". Then I remembered what I was doing and
This picture does not capture it very well, but Psychotic is strutting across the living room. A full blown strut. It is classic.
Dan is pulling off some major kung fu.
"Honey, I'm home!"
"Did you enjoy yourself at the abortion clinic."
"Yeah...about that. Long story short, you now have two adult daughters."
Psychotic pauses for a second. He thinks to himself "My god, what if they turn out like scrumpleberry?"
"Uncle Dan says Auntie Rye has wots of bugs!"
Keith is chatting to the Nanny. About Tennis.
I mean, it's perfectly innocent, and yet, somehow, it manages to be wrong.
Taste of your own medicine, smurfer.
Oh hello.
In plain view of DJ Greaseball. She does not care!
This failure at life calls asking for me. No, I am not availiable to talk, go away.
However, it does give me an idea. I have Shlup call up f f freak (the hot one) to invite her round to meet her father and older sister.
You've been alive for 6 hours. Who the hell have you made friends with?
I don't know what's going on here but I love it.
Sims, the bathroom is not a socialising area.
Oh, that's her friend. Should've known.
"GET YOUR BROWN HANDS OFF MY MAN!"
I can just imagine these two shouting "DEVIL PENIS!" in the background.
Also, see if you can guess who is on the phone.
Go on, have a guess!
:rolleyes2
"DADDY! BUY ME LOTS OF PRETTY SPARKLY THINGS!"
Random cameo: Demon Dude speeds through like a bat of hell. I guess he is in training because he's wearing his tracksuit.
"So you're my other daughter, are you? Well, it's nice to me- OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?"
That would probably be #1 on a list of things you don't want your absentee father to say upon meeting you.
They then get into a fight. The sound of Psychotic beating up her younger (and yet older) sister wakes up a sleeping scrumpleberry.
Yeah, you're a real smurfing winner.
Meanwhile, the non-abused daughter seems to be getting on well with Dan. A little too well, in fact.
THAT IS MY DAUGHTER YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Why does he do this?
Mind you, he's not the only one it seems, as Jessweee appears to be entranced by the hot tub in which she was conceived earlier this morning.
Insert your favourite joke about how well-endowed black men are here.
The sisters go bowling. Apparently I have raised them to be Republicans. Huh.
f f freak falls over while bowling. She is definitely my daughter.
Jessweeeee II drinks away the pain of having an ugly face and a hateful father.
HMMM YES I WONDER. WHAT KIND OF PARENT. :rolleyes2
I don't want her to be taken away, though, so I have Shlup make her some hamburgers. She may have hair like a hippie, but I will raise this child on the flesh of cows so help me god.
Rye asks Jessweee if she is straight. Now that I think about it, that is a pretty good question.
Her flirting angers this man.
Want your midnight screenshot? Here's two.
Feel free to comment, but also keep those votes comin'!
Yay! You didn't abort our children!
f f freak is adorable.
I was gonna vote for Lekana but now I am hesitant. *narrowy eyes*
Okay, Lekana and Momiji.
This does not surprise me and I love it.
THAT IS MY DAUGHTER YOU SON OF A BITCH!
I think that's the best part of today's updateThis does not surprise me and I love it.
THAT IS MY DAUGHTER YOU SON OF A BITCH!
I absolutely love this. He looks like he is stomping somewhere with serious smurfing intents in mind. And then his ethereal fists will be completely useless.
Also Psy looks so damned pleased with himself for having handed his daughter her own ass.
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