halla ah am psychotic und thas as how ah walk: wath parpase

ah am a pratty kawl dawd

but halla whats that an the harazin

ah mast anvastigate

thas as cuarias it lurks pratty kawl

at naght it gaves ya caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake what fan

Wait! Oh -oh no, what a tragedy! Our beloved hero goes down the gullet with nothing more than a burp to remember him by!

(p.s. it happened really freaking fast I honestly wanted to get you going down but I wasn't quick enough and I couldn't be bothered to do it again >: ( )

There he lies! A brave man! Willing to risk all for cake!

Someone must have orchestrated this act! But who? Who could wish for such a terrible thing?

Wait! Who is that mysterious, shadowy, intimidating (highly alluring) figure?

It-it looks like...

...a multicoloured cat?








BONUS: psy crying next to a puddle of his own wee after being slapped by the girl I put him in with to stop the game ending.

I swear I only left them alone for enough hours to make the plant hungry. I INTENDED for them to make friends. And within a few hours they were worst enemies 4eva. I think they fought properly twice, she won once and he won the other time. She ran over and started cheering after he died, it was beautiful. (She loves me, we're great pals.)


Think you can one-up me? Post your own EoFFsims scenario!