EoFF Sims 2 Last Sim Standing Interactive Thread o' Woo-Hoo

[Psychotic]

Day 19: The Calm Before

Where were we? Oh yeah, Shlup kissing her hero.



Shiny is not entirely pleased that he didn't make use of his death-beating skills to save her too.



Lekana starts a fire standing in a puddle of piss. I like to think this image accurately sums up the Sims 2.



I do just love the little dances they perform when there's a fire.



"I LOVE RYE SO MUCH THAT I WANT TO EAT HER!" :O_O:



I have a policy of "You set fire to it, you eat it" in this house.



She'd rather eat even more food once she's done than shower.



Is "Men in underwear grab each other in the kitchen" something you want to see more of? Because I have many more screenshots where that came from.



Sieg....HEIL!



Manly men discussing manly things in a manly situation.



Two hot lesbians kissing in their underwear. It'd be hot but apparently none of the girls in the house want to shower anymore. It's also scrumpleberry's first kiss! D'aww!



ShlupQuack is having a nightmare about a zombie Bunny.



Then everyone in the room starts hating on Rye. I am like "wtf?"



Ye Olde Photobooth Sex.



DOUBBERU SURAP!



Ladies and gentlemen, I give you my Sims!



Oh no what a tragedy.



Nobody's going to be beating Death for this guy's life.



Dan tries to stifle his laughter in front of a distraught Huxley. In fact the entire house apart from Huxley thinks it's smurfing awesome that this prick died.



Three way cat-fight behind the now empty Alcatraz. 75% mortality rate is pretty impressive!



Neck spikes what the smurf!



"Hey handsome, whatcha knowin'? "



"I look so good! "



scrumpleberry has inherited her mother's favourite hobby of spying on LunarWeaver.



No kissing to be found here though, only unbridled rage!



Wha...how is th...ju...why?

I am going to have a lot of nightmares tonight.



So is Rye apparently. This annoys Keith because he wants to put those plates in the dishwasher, which that thoughtless bitch is blocking.



Does anyone else see the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz in this? Also, this is Keith's "I am pregnant" face. Yep. It's that time again. When the aliens kidnapped him last night, they also decided to knock the poor man up.



The going away committee sure has its priorities focused.



Bye Keith! Have fun being filled with drugs to make you give birth right now!



Hahaha what a huge fatty. I love his maternity t-shirt too. Pretty appropriate!



Hey, ever wanted to see what a man would look like giving birth?



Hey, ever wanted to see what a man would look like giving birth to the spawn of an alien implanted inside of him during a routine abduction, in the middle of the smurfing street?



Congratulations! It's a...thing!



It always describes the babies as bouncing. It's a total lie. Whenever they get dropped they most assuredly do not bounce.



Here's our aged kerrod. The pirate coat was his default outfit and I just had to keep it. Shine on, you crazy alien diamond!



He heads for home and immediately sets to work on a green and pink creation.



I get this message. Huh. Wonder how that happened.



Oh. Right. Yeah. Yeah, that oughta do it. Surprised it hasn't happened sooner, really.



Huxley Carebear Stare: Radioactive Plate Edition. Collect them all!



Oh gross not in the kitchen go to the bathroom you plague-ridden bitch.



PARTY DOWN. I have invited some familiar faces over to spend the evening with us. I had no idea there were so many of you and now the game is lagging along at a merry old pace.



Visitors to our house are usually obsessed with the bowling alley. Yeah, we have a bowling alley in our house, whoop de smurfing do, get over it.



The first thing BoB and smitten do upon arrival is to smurf in the photobooth.



scrumpleberry spends the entire night bullying Flying Mullet. It's vicious and cruel.



"NO MOM I DON'T WANT TO KISS YOU! GROSS!"



Tsukasa runs afoul of Dan.



Inevitable, really.



Rye and Monda flirt right behind Mr. Opticous' back!



kerrod is very interested in his father's painting. Perhaps it's his mother? ...father? I don't know.



He wanted to do this. Now normally I'd be saying "what the smurf this is wrong oh my heavens incest" and various other words to that effect. But it's Keith, man. He's the most innocent and gentle-natured of all Sims, and I am sure his son has inherited that. It's just a friendly way of sharing their family love.

...lol fags.



The party is so popular even the dead have come!



Yes, all three ghosts are in attendance! Bunny mostly stays outside, and the girls hang out in the bedroom.



Playtime has moved to the hot tub.



Speaking of playtime.



"Enjoying the party, folks? Good, good. Well, time to smurf on the couch. Don't mind us!"



Tsukasa can't let go.



Neither can scrumpleberry.



"Right, where's that smurfer who wants more deaths? Ah, there he is, cowering at the back".



"Lock and load, you kiwi fruit."



Daddy wants in!



Shlup gets lucky with Lunar in the Haunted Photobooth of Doom.



This is a pretty cool party isn't it?



She is a great girlfriend.



EoFF: Where's Waldo?

As the crowds rush in to see BoB's corpse, can you find:
- The Grim Reaper
- Demon Dude
- Bunny II



Having a party guest being shot really kills the mood. If this was a posh country house with a butler (who did it) we could have a murder mystery. But no.



Danielle has already moved on.



Oh maybe not. The shock of BoB dying has finally hit her and she collapses onto the floor, a gibbering wreck.



Insanity turns one of my daughters on. 2 lesbians? Christ, now I wish I hadn't bathed my groin in nuclear radiation that one time.

wait what am I talking about! Lesbians are hot!



Dan is still going strong.



So is the fixation with the bowling alley.



Danielle then begins to howl like a monkey. I thought this was normal behaviour for her, but here we are.



Rantzien nails the perfect WTF face in reaction to monkey girl.



I Don't Need A Name has a new fan. You would've thought he'd have learned not to go in the hot tub by now.



23:59; here today.



00:00; gone tomorrow.

Get the smurf out of my house you lag-inducing s!

[Marshall Banana]

Daddy wants in!

You're ruining my life, daddy.

[Jessweeee♪]

xD

[.:kerrod:.]

Haha, IT LIVES! Nothing is cooler than a pirate alien

Jesweeee II looks so rough in that picture ^^ But just who is that sexy bitch in the foreground?

BoB's death was pretty hilarious; luckily people were able to soldier on and keep the party going for a while longer

[Shiny]

What in the hell.

[Psychotic]

MMMM SHINY

NAME YOUR THREE FAVOURITE SIMS.
Psychotic
Rye
I'm my own MILF
I Took The Red Pill
DK
ShlupQuack
scrumpleberry
Lekana

Obviously something not very nice and death-related will happen to the Sim that gets the least votes. My favourite three are Keith because he is a darling , my own Sim because he is a dramalicious superstar, and Dan because hell yes.

[.:kerrod:.]

Hmm; Keith (daddy ), Dan (what can I say? ) aaaand....either Scrump or Rye (they're kind of boring, but we need some lesbian action in the house, amirite?)

Close Runners-Up were Psychotic and MILF (though I don't really mind if MILF dies, because his ghost would be awesome)

[I Took the Red Pill]

My Sim, Dan's Sim, and I guess I'll say MILF. Psychotic is close behind though. Girls are icky and boring.

[LunarWeaver]

Shlup for being a sexy bitch, Keith for being cute, and DK for making me wish I had boobs so he could sign them.

[Momiji]

I have to second the Dan/Keith/Paul vote.

EDIT: Actually no. Dan, Paul, Huxley.

[Shlup]

I can't decide which part was my favorite: Kishi casually slipping into the hot tub in a very Kishi-like fashion, or Danielle in general. xD

Votes: Me for being so pleasant to look at, Keith for being adorable and out of pity for the anal probe, and DK for being a negro.

[Madame Adequate]

DK is the obvious and correct vote. Thrice.

But I'm guessing that won't fly so on top of him I'll go for Rye because I'm still hoping for a revival of the early days of sluttishness and fighting, and Shlup, for being completely retarded and eating food so rotten that it is glowing.

hahahahahahah smurf you BoB what now

Yeah I don't mind if SimHux dies now, I outlived the kiwi :snowgirl:

[Freya]

My favs hmmm


DAN because I mean... come on who can hate him. And really shlup and Lekana. I just love how they interact xD

[DK]

Keith, Huxley, Paul.

[Laddy]

Dan, Keith, and Huxley.