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    Default Double Helix of Wakka

    Double Helix



    Wakka has Loser written all over his forehead, First off you
    don't even have a proper weapon for FF hero, your using a smurfing ball, a frigen
    air filled ball, your dressed like a monkey that sits ontop of a street organ thingy,
    youv got a major hair problim and refuse to come to the fact that seymour is evil,
    EVIL. when hes obviously attacking you and Yuna, Hes attacking the girl your supposed
    to protect with your blue ball, wile everyone is using a reasonable weapon (exept Lulu
    but i can see her point of choice). but even Tidus whos a (SPOILER)Figment of everyones
    imagination
    is using a sword, so Wakka .......your a Passafist

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    The award for least comprehensive post goes tooooooo....


    SIR HELIX!
    everything is wrapped in gray
    i'm focusing on your image
    can you hear me in the void?

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    You, sir, have never been hit on the head by a soccer ball flying at your head after someone on the team kicked it.

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    And definitely not one with spikes attached to it.
    everything is wrapped in gray
    i'm focusing on your image
    can you hear me in the void?

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    Yes i have been hit by a demonic soccor ball and it hurt like a mother, but it wasn't enough to kill me, oh and who in their right mind would kick a spike covered ball its got ouch written all over it.

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    He's throwing, not kicking.
    everything is wrapped in gray
    i'm focusing on your image
    can you hear me in the void?

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    not when it comes to his overdrive.... hes kicking that baby.

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    obviously you've never seen one with magical properties then
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    Attack Reals.

    I'm going to cease saying anything else.

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    People seem to have mistaken the reason for these posts of Helix's. He's taking stabs at heroes, we're supposed to join in for fun xD

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    But it wasn't funny.
    everything is wrapped in gray
    i'm focusing on your image
    can you hear me in the void?

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    Oh don't be such a miserly grump, it was a little bit funny.

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    Yeah , why acting so serious? Forums are for happy , nutty & cheerful people , not for grumps and Gargamels...

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    Wakka seems to have a deep need for reassurance, using the ending of ",ya?" quite often. Needs to stop being so paranoid about people hating him imo

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    And he should stop hugging Tidus...
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