It is time for a contest of a most amazing sort. You shall pick up the pen, the MS Paint, the crayon that kills babies if swallowed. Lovingly craft EoFF'ers in an way you see fit.
One who fights monsters must see that they do not become a monster himself. When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes into you.
-Yaridovich, circa 2008
So, my friends every round you must lovingly craft literature, artwork, or something tolerable in nature of an EoFFer, however, we use a judge (ME AND OTHERZEZ PM ME IF YA WANNA BE ONE LOLOLOZ!) system instead of democratic votes, since The Man gives you the illusion that such a thing exists on this forum.
How is This Different The EoFF Decathlon?
Well, it requires writing skills as well as art skills, voting is different, and it's TOUGH!
Rules.
1. One entry per round unless noted otherwise.
2. You cannot put overly sexual or violent content.
3. Be decent, don't hurt a member's feelings!
4. HAVE FUN!
Okay, so we have room for 8 contestants! GO!