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    A complete list of in-game flaws including many that make it impossible to finish without restarting from the beginning.

    BATTLE and SYSTEM

    I'd like to fight Black Cloaks. And Sapphire.
    Mirror's Edge action: 1st-person (3rd-person? 1st/3rd-person?) interface.
    Crisis Core's materia merge should be in VII. DoC's accesory and weapon parts system too.
    You should be able to forge the First Tsurugi after collecting the Hardedge, Ragnarok, Force Stealer, Murakumo, and Apocalypse (maybe at the Weapon Seller outside Gongaga). The First Tsurugi could have three slots (two linked) worth triple AP growth and be second in strength only to Ultima and obtaining it could unlock a scene on ground approach to Midgar in which Cloud places the Buster Sword in dedication to Zack.

    GRAFIX

    Opening Screen
    In Battle
    Cloud in Action
    Super-realistically deformed
    Sephy in Action
    Sephy-deformed
    Super-FMV-Deformed

    STORY-DRIVEN SIDEQUESTS
    Quest to cure Seto. Bugenhagen's past. Vincent's story for those who refuse to pick up DoC. Yuffie's for those who refuse to pick up Crisis Core.

    LIMIT BREAKS
    More enemies (particularly SOLDIER 3rd-1st) should have LIMIT breaks.

    Level 4 process should be deeper if slightly.
    Omnislash as a prize. Why? What does that mean?
    Tifa gets hers from Zangan's letter... should be a flashback of Zangan trying to teach her the technique only to find she was not yet ready.
    Barret's is acquired from N.Corel but there's no way that can be "learned". Maybe it's some kind of rocket fuel attachment. To be perfectly honest, though I'd like an explanation as to how the hell Barret uses Satellite Beam.
    Aerith's makes no sense at all in that it can be acquired multiple times from the "weapon seller" outside Gongaga (a glitch which should be repaired)...
    Yuffie earns hers from her father via combat: makes perfect sense.
    Vincent gets his from Lucrecia in that hidden cave: also easily explained.
    Cid's is found in the crashed Gelnika: could just say it's a manual for attaching armaments to ships.
    Nanaki: it's pretty weird that he obtains his from the optional battle with Lost Number preceding one's potentially recruiting Vincent.

    EXTRAS

    Defeating Zolom before entering the Mythril Cave for the first time should warrant a slightly different dialogue.
    Cloud should have at least a high enough defense in the flashbacks to not die after one hit from anything (even that damned dragon). Although it's neat to see Sephiroth randomly decide to revive Cloud, most of the time, Cloud just stays dead.
    SOLDIER 3rd-1st Class's swords should be changed to the ones in Crisis Core, 'cause using cones is just weird.
    I want Cloud to be able to obtain and wield a copy of Genesis' Rapier and a SOLDIER sword (the cone-looking things) as easter eggs.

    ALTFITS

    Cloud: MP (complete with "joke weapon" Rifle which he'd use like a sword), SOLDIER 1st-Class (only real difference being helmet and extra shoulderpad; requires SOLDIER sword to complete illusion), Ms. Cloud, Kingdom Hearts, Advent Children, Fighter (FFI), Warrior (FFI), Dark Knight
    Barret: Sailor Suit, Advent Children, Heart of Monk (shirtless with long ponytail)
    Tifa: Cowboy Getup, Advent Children, MP, Floozy, Rosa (FFIV)
    Aerits: Before Crisis, Kingdom Hearts, MP, Pretty Woman, White Mage
    Red XIII: Django (Ehrgeiz), MP (only visible in and out of battle during ShinRa boat event)
    Yuffie: Sailor, Reporter, Thief (FFI), Ninja (FFI)
    Cait Sith: MiniMog, ChocoJock (changes giant mog into a Chocobo), Reporter
    Vincent: Turk, No Cape, DoC Beast (only affects Galean Beast LIMIT), DoC Chaos (only affects Chaos LIMIT), Red Mage (basically just Vincent with white hair), Raziel (Soul Reaver)
    Cid: Advent Children, Cid Prime (FFII), Kain's Armor (FFIV), Solid Snake (lol)
    Sephiroth: Kingdom Hearts (comes paired with Kingdom Hearts Cloud... non-playable)

    Altfit that could potentially fit EITHER Cloud or Tifa: Aya Brea, lol
    Last edited by Mercen-X; 07-11-2013 at 10:11 PM.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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