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    in celebration of the new president ill knock out two birds with one post per say.

    Double Helix


    Zidane, man youll always be my favorite but seriusly, you glow pink when your most powerful, whats up with that? and daggers, i know your a thief buy follow the example that privius main heros have laid down and use a sword, you can even hold it up side down if you want to . on the back of the instrution manual you look like a girl (boobs) and when i started playing i though you were a girl and named you kora.

    Kuja, your waring a thong, did you forget your AA meetings again, your went nuts and killed your whole race (damn near), the other monkey people wern't doing any thing and you go and obliderate the place. but at least you glow red and not pink, and are you waring feathers???? WTF man er woman, no i mean man, man, man.

    so Zidane, your a weirdo
    and Kuja, your a cross dresser...

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    Ahem... :twak:

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    :kaofight2:

    take that kuja, how dare you strike the host, this isnt jerry springer

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    Kuja is a tad gender confused, although he may or may not be an effeminate half of a male/male relationship we never see on screen.

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    Kuja's a guy?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quin View Post
    Kuja's a guy?!
    lol.

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    how do we know that the genomes have genders, maby they dont.... oh my god... (prepares to use dramatics) this is friggen conspiracy! ,em are now women and women are now men, and rats are walking on their hind laegs wile toting spears, Kuja i blame you for every thing, including my devorce that hasnt happened yet (B slaps kuja with a raw salmon).

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    Kuja's Trance is sadly the most awesome transformation in IX.
    Steiner's is a close second.

    Seriously... why does Zidane turn into a pink monkey? I actually like daggers though. I feel you can move faster and disarm people who use swords.
    Zidane... please stop following in Kuja's footsteps. Get some real damn clothes, son!
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

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    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    kuja and zidane are macho mofos...

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    I actually liked both Kuja's and Zidane's trance modes, they looked cool. I don't know why people have problems with the pink colour. Pinks, Violets, and Reds, are typically the best colours used to depict visible malicious energy, or power [and Blue on occasion]. There's no reason to be afraid of colour, it's there to be visualized.

    As for Steiner, I was never a fan of big fat ugly sweatbags in armour that sounds like a pile of tin.

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    steiner is god
    there is no greater characteer ever

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    I think Kuja was just so stylish the rest of us couldn't keep up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marky Tee View Post
    steiner is god
    there is no greater characteer ever
    *Ahem* I believe Vivi is quite superior in the sense that Steiner's most powerful attacks could not be possible without him.

    I always thought Kuja was a bit flamboyant for his own good. Perhaps he was so angry because he was so confused. World domination to find the perfect man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guardian XIII View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Marky Tee View Post
    steiner is god
    there is no greater characteer ever
    *Ahem* I believe Vivi is quite superior in the sense that Steiner's most powerful attacks could not be possible without him.

    I always thought Kuja was a bit flamboyant for his own good. Perhaps he was so angry because he was so confused. World domination to find the perfect man.
    Vivi is superior and his trance will pwn all.

    Now are we sure that Kuja's a guy?

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    Good question. Maybe he's an it, like Quina.

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