my theories about the eoff staff

[rubah]

Since when am I popular? xD

[Miriel]

Oh, they have. Trust me.

After all, I am entitled to an opinion, and that is what I think.

You're entitled to an opinion so long as you don't go insulting other members. Which is exactly what you're doing, so stop that! [/SERIOUS MOD WARNING]

C'mon everyone, more of the plausible conspiracy theories, less of the snark.

I'm 85% positive that the staff consists entirely of the multiple personalities of one single person.

[Aerith's Knight]

I'm 85% positive that the staff consists entirely of the multiple personalities of one single person.

And that person is Burt Reynolds.

[Meat Puppet]

They’re okay.

[Old Manus]

Levian - Secretly wishes he was me, so arranges annual profile switches with me

[Marshall Banana]

I think that rubah's cute.

[Lawr]

I think someone is jealous!

[o_O]

Flying Mullet can actually fly. He's the real deal baby.

[Aerith's Knight]

Flying Mullet can actually fly. He's the real deal baby.

I think someone is jealous!

Who wouldn't be?

[Lawr]

I always thought of a mullet blowing in the wind when I read Flying Mullet.

[Bunny]

I'm 85% positive that the staff consists entirely of the multiple personalities of one single person.

And that person is Burt Reynolds.

Hold the phone, buddy. That's going a little overboard, don't you think?

[Evastio]

I think rubah is okay just the way she is. She's always nice and willing to help people out, and when she jokes around she knows when things are going too far and avoids being offensive with her jokes. She's also able to be serious while not being strict or harsh (which is something most people are unable to do). I understand if you feel she tries to attract attention to herself a lot, but honestly, who doesn't want attention every now and then? At least she admits that she's self centered every once in a while and doesn't do it to the point that other EoFFers feel like trash. Maybe she's just doing it so she can raise her self esteem a little. rubah also makes other people feel better about themselves too (I know she's done that for me a lot) so it's not like she's thinking about herself all the time.

I guess her being good looking is a matter of opinion. I personally think that she's really pretty, especially considering she doesn't use make up and hair dye. (I tend to like girls better if they go with their natural look. Too much make up makes girls look, creepy). I also really like her smile a lot since it looks sincere and innocent, rather than exaggerated and disturbing.

[Cuchulainn]

These are my theories about the eyesonff staff

del murder - actually murdered somebody. whereabouts of eestlinc unknown

Leeza - is on the rag 24/7

rubah - achieves internet popularity by proclaiming she has a boyfriend every other post

Psychotic - tries to be funny continuously on the forums but in reality is an only child of a bastard who still lives at home

loony bob - gets off from posting naked body on eoff

cl_out - brilliant computer wizard who for some reason helps idiots at the help forum

samuarid - see cl_out

flying mullet - can't actually fly

you can post yours if you want

Funniest post I've seen in a centuary dude.

[Caraliz]

there are no eoff couples, only one single person

rubah and hsu are one person
del murder and miriel are one person
danielle and daniel are one person

umm... et cetera except for me and bert. we're actually two people. really.

[Momiji]

What you all don't know is that I'm actually controlling all of the staff accounts. Seriously.