Wow NeoTifa. Jealous much? Who isn't paying enough attention to you, sweetie, because I'll do my damnedest to make it up to you; you sexy hot mama. God I love you.

Shut up, Hawkeye. xD

Theories:

kishi isn't scary.
cl_out isn't a robot - he's a cyborg. Much scarier.
BoB is just about ready to hit the killswitch
Miriel will take over the joint someday.