my theories about the eoff staff

[Hawkeye]

These are my theories about the eyesonff staff

del murder - actually murdered somebody. whereabouts of eestlinc unknown

Leeza - is on the rag 24/7

rubah - achieves internet popularity by proclaiming she has a boyfriend every other post

Psychotic - tries to be funny continuously on the forums but in reality is an only child of a bastard who still lives at home

loony bob - gets off from posting naked body on eoff

cl_out - brilliant computer wizard who for some reason helps idiots at the help forum

samuarid - see cl_out

flying mullet - can't actually fly

you can post yours if you want

[NeoTifa]

All of yours pretty much describe mine. Especially Leeza. I don't know how Rubah is so popular, actually. She doesn't seem to interesting to me... Psy on the hand? Love him!!!! <3

[Rantz]

rubah = Ultimecia

[Psychotic]

Hawkeye - tries to be funny continuously on the forums but in reality is an only child of a bastard who still lives at home.

[Bunny]

I'm 85% positive that the staff consists entirely of the multiple personalities of one single person.

[NeoTifa]

All the staff are in it together, and suck Cid's c*** for admin/mod rights, and ruin the forums for everyone.

[Shoeberto]

Not true, I haven't even seen Cid's cock since 2002.

[Levian]

Taken girls are more popular than single girls since when?

I think we'd all fanboy scream over rubah more if she was singler and also sluttier in the picture thread.

[qwertysaur]

While the CK's are named after Cid, when the forums were sold they also split from the original Cid of which they serve. In an alternte reality of FFVI where Banon is named Cid, Each of the Knights are actually the cast of FF VI in disguise.

Azar = Strago
Behold the Void = Gogo who is Aizen in Disguise. (Bleach refrence xD)
eestlinc = Shadow
fire_of_avalon = Umaro
Flying Mullet = Locke
Hsu = Mog
Koshiatar = Relm
Levian = Sabin
Miriel = Terra
Psychotic = Edgar
rubah = Celes
Zeromus_X = Setzer

Some of the Admins are also returners in hiding
Del Murder = Cyan
Shlup Quack = Gau

Other Admins are not exactly Returners but are still in FF VI
Kawaii Ryûkishi = Ultros
Leeka = Leo
Loony BoB = Biggs and Wedge.

crono_logical, Roogle and SamuraiD are the warring Triad who keep EoFF from falling apart.

[Goldenboko]

I'm pretty sure Levian and Psychotic are having an affair.

Just throwing that out there!

[scrumpleberry]

I used to think Levia and Psy were the same person :o They're so perfectly matched.

[Levian]

I'm the prototype and Psy is the final product.

This reminds me that I found a voice file on my computer the other day and I can't remember if I made it or Psy made it. I'll have to remember to ask him about that one of these days.

[NeoTifa]

Taken girls are more popular than single girls since when?

I think we'd all fanboy scream over rubah more if she was singler and also sluttier in the picture thread.

Why? She's not even pretty, and her personality leaves something to be desired.

[Levian]

Now that's not a very nice thing to say, NeoTifa. I don't think you'd like it if someone said that about you!

[NeoTifa]

Oh, they have. Trust me.

After all, I am entitled to an opinion, and that is what I think.