Dream Summon

[Darkswordofchaos]

The Grandpa.

An old man smoking a pipe and rocking back and forth in a rocking chair is summoned into battle. He proceeds to tell pointless and incoherent tales to the enemies before he splutters on his pipe and bellows smoke to the monsters.

The enemies would then be asleep due to the dullness of the story (this should last as long as VII's KOTR summon) and the smoke would cause darkness them.

Lol that would be a great summon!!