Dream Summon

[Vermachtnis]

Stud Muffin

A giant man, who is even girly-er looking than the male lead come out and grins. And sparkles. The sparkles rise to the sky and causes potatoes and muffins to rain down!

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All games

Destroyer

Does absolutely nothing, after defeating the hardest optional boss to unlock him. Sometimes causes death to party. Once obtained, used every turn by everyone, no matter what.

[Darkswordofchaos]

Name: The almighty power button
Effect: Anihaltes the entire Universe of the game you are playing

[sir helix]

name-moggakazi
effect- mog is dresses like an arab, yells "Gehod" and blows up.

(misspelling)

[Darkswordofchaos]

I think your trying to spell jihad. I only know that cause i know someone of that name but he isnt muslim dosent come from a muslim family or any thing dont know whay thats his name.

FFx summon
Name: Cloud
Effect: comes in and kicks tidus' ass then does omnislash on the enemy

[champagne supernova]

Name: Barney
Attack: I love you, you love me
Effect: Irritates everyone so much they all kill themselves

[sir helix]

well dark sword, youll learn quickly im a horable speller. but yeah i believe your right on the spelling. jihad meaning "holy war" incase no one knows

[Kuroshima]

Summon Name: The Easy Button.

Type of attack: Summoned by one character, than each party member takes a turn pushing it. Creates either UBER stat enhancment or a new crappy weapon for the char.

[Darkswordofchaos]

Name: Pee Wee Herman
Effect: Comes in and publicly masturbates into the enemys eye causing blindness and moderate damage

[Rocket Edge]

Name: Chuck Norris

Attack: Roundhouse kick

[BG-57]

Hey, good idea.

FF meets Hellraiser:

Summon:
Lophiiformes (Angler Fish)

Description:
Appears as the torso and head of a blindfolded woman with angel wings mounted on a rotating cube with masks on each of the six faces. Each pair of opposite faces has the same expression, and the cube spins until the mask on the upper face is facing forward to use that attack. Lophiiformes hovers in the void, lit only by the eerie green glow of a lantern suspended from the bottomless depths.

Abilities:
Sanguine heals the Summon and allies (cast by happy face).
Melancholy causes damage to foes and reflects some damage back at the Summon (cast by sad face).
Choleric causes non-elemental damage (cast by angry face).
Phlegmatic tries to cast status ailments on foes (cast by lantern).

[Big D]

BG, that's really quite creepy-cool. Especially the reference to the four humours.

[BG-57]

It's no coincidence that my favorite canonical summon is Anima.

EDIT: I'm a history buff; had I not been sidelined into science it would have been my major.

And if you think that's macabre, this summon involves a character I named Geli (short for Angeli), a reference to Hitler's hapless niece (and possible mistress) who died tragically.

[Lacarus]

Game: FF8
Summon name: Infinity Knight
Attack name: Sword of the light
Details: The Knight will drop from the heavens, with his sword. He will then fly forward and strike the enemy, leaving the slash mark in him in light, which will then pour out light and envelope the enemy, doing massive damage.
Damage: This summon unboosted at level 99 is just slightly weaker than Eden fully boosted at level 99. Has a short summon tme, but a fair amount of time for boost, about 10-15 more than Quezacotl.
Acquired: After you defeat the Omega Weapon, you will be able to exit out into the garden of the castle and go through a maze, with many new enemies stronger than omega weapon(I had to give this summon a reason). Near the end of the maze, you will find this Gf. You must fight it and win. The battle isnt quite as hard as Omega Weapon.

If there where alot of random encounters stronger than Omega Weapon, there would be no need for Omega Weapon, and therefore no Omega Weapon fight where you can do stuff when you win, therefore AQUISITION OF THIS GF WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE.