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Or Jesus riding a white tiger shooting zombies with a shotgun while eating a spam sandwich.
DO IT. I have the most amazing mental picture of that.
I'm having trouble imagining how he could hold a shotgun and a sandwich at the same time without falling off of the tiger.

...then again, I suppose it's Jesus we're talking about. He can do whatever he wants.
This ain't your grandma's Jesus.