These are my theories about the eyesonff staff

del murder - actually murdered somebody. whereabouts of eestlinc unknown

Leeza - is on the rag 24/7

rubah - achieves internet popularity by proclaiming she has a boyfriend every other post

Psychotic - tries to be funny continuously on the forums but in reality is an only child of a bastard who still lives at home

loony bob - gets off from posting naked body on eoff

cl_out - brilliant computer wizard who for some reason helps idiots at the help forum

samuarid - see cl_out

flying mullet - can't actually fly

you can post yours if you want