It's been a while since we've done one of these. Post your very first post (on record) at EoFF. How do you do this? From your profile page, click on the "Statistics" tab, then click the "Find all posts by <i>your username</i> link. In the search results, click the "Last >>" link and a link to your first post will be at the bottom of the page.
btw, mine's incredibly boring: