RESTRAINT

**Balzac** · 02-02-2009, 12:29 AM

I never stop myself. I shoot from the hip and hit like a sniper.

**Spatvark** · 02-02-2009, 12:56 AM

All the time. I'd have been banned from EoFF so many times over for the stuff I feel like saying. I'm really not a very nice person.

**Rye** · 02-02-2009, 03:11 AM

Not prticularly i just tell jokes whether theiy're about others or myself especially myself. i restrain myself well twhen i'm angry though like rtight now i could yell at my friends right now and send angry texts but i'm not ebven though they hurt me so much i'm so nice.

**Tavrobel** · 02-02-2009, 03:24 AM

Only in real life.

Or when it sucks. This happens pretty often, actually.

**Momiji** · 02-02-2009, 04:11 AM

I only restrain myself when I know not doing so will get me in trouble.

**kikimm** · 02-02-2009, 05:14 AM

All the time.

Online, but probably the most at work, obviously. Man, sometimes keeping quiet at work is so hard, especially when laughter is all that can keep you sane after dealing with a

of a customer.

**eestlinc** · 02-02-2009, 05:30 AM

soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend: I feel like I am a lot more committed to this relationship than you are.

restrained me: Oh, that's not true. We just express our commitment differently blah blah blah.

what I should have said: Finally! You figured it out!

**.:kerrod:.** · 02-02-2009, 05:30 AM

I tend to restrain myself a lot (both online and offline

) because my friends and I are very, very crude and the average person would probably highly offended/disgusted by what we find hilarious.

I've had to restrain myself even more recently because I'm still on holidays (before university starts) and so I'm around my family a lot, and if they heard some of the things I've said/joked about, they would be none too happy

EDIT: While I do restrain myself, I do the opposite when I'm actually with my friends, whipping out crude and offensive comments like they're going out of fashion.

**Jiro** · 02-02-2009, 10:32 AM

My jokes always sound much better in my head, probably because they are elaborate and would require my brain to work out. I tend to have a reserved sense of humour around most people though, so on the odd occasion where I make sense, it's not rude yet still funny.