Think I mighta done it when I was a weeun. Now I can only ever think;
"Would you smurf me ...I would smurf me...I would smurf me HARD!!!!!
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[leeza]That link was a no. Do not post frontal nudity again or it will be a ban. ~ Leeza[/leeza]
and the song Goodbye Horses.
Yes, but then I was engulfed by a brilliant white light.
Nope, I think it's kind of weird doing something like that.
Yes, and I'll have you know I looked like a young Tyra Banks
It's part of my before bed routine.
Why the hell would I want to do that?
there was a picture here
One time I tucked it in, put on my gorgeous brown wig and fixed up my make up. Just to complete the look I wore this really cute top, some tight jeans and my three hundred dollar heels. Then I registered a second account at EoFF and posted photos of myself in the photo thread.
You all said I was "sooooo pretty".
Oh how right you were.
Yuck, no.
My mangina is a tour de force of epicness.
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[leeza]That link was a no. Do not post frontal nudity or profanity again or you will be banned. ~ Leeza][/leeza]
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
I can see well enough from my POV.Originally Posted by Bert
Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky me again! I hardly knew I should use me feet again!
What do you have to say for yourself?
This is not something to be proud of.
My link did not show any gibblets or sexual organs of any kind. I take exception to this kind of fascist censorship & the warn attached to it.
On another note. 1-0. 5 points clear.
U-N-I-T-E-D
I can't exactly tuck my Main Gun and Cannonballs anywhere, but when I was younger and they were still small enough for that, I looked absolutely darling
I am upset that Jojo hasn't answered.
Every guy who has ever heard of the idea has done it. I just did it again right now since it had been awhile.
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