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    Mount Redoubt AKA God Is Pissed

    So, it looks like this volcano will be blowing fairly soon. I keep seeing people on the news going to store preparing for the eruption, and I was wondering, what can you do in this situation? I would think that you get in your car and leave.

    I know what to do in a tornado! Go to a room with no windows, preferably the basement and duck in the southwest corner.

    So, I guess this thread is about what to do in emergencies and also to discuss this emergency in particular.

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    I would be too terrified to think straight if a Volcano was erupting near me. So yeah, I would probably die.

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    I have no idea what you'd do in a volcanic eruption. Live in a house of concrete?

    Also, If I'm entirely honest, I read

    "I know what to do in a tornado!"
    as
    "I know what to do with a tomato!"

    ...and was completely confused for a second there. I blame your stupid language.

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    Volcano? Ha. I bet I could beat lava in a boxing match. It would probably be by disqualification but that's okay.

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    Collect living things, valuables, get in the car and drive.

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    Move.
    Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky me again! I hardly knew I should use me feet again!

    What do you have to say for yourself?

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    I'd build a fortress from a cardboard box and put on my colander helmet.

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    I would DESTROY any lava that got in my way... or the other way around, whatever.

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    Fight back with your Super Saiyan Ice powers, show the volcano who the boss is.

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    Will there be a pyroclastic flow?

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    Dig a large trench around your house and let the lava flow in then you would be the only person in the world with a LAVA MOAT!!! Hells yeah that would be pure awsomeness no one could get you.


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    Volcano problems again!? Damn you Sephiroth , get out of there already...

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    I'm surprised by the absence of Sarah Palin jokes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yaridovich View Post
    I'm surprised by the absence of Sarah Palin jokes.
    Sarah herself is the joke...

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    sara palin will round up all the mooses (shouldent it be meese if a flock of goose is geese?) in alaska and dump them in the volcano to appease the fire gods


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