Makeshift Mics

[Gullick]

Although we don't like to admit it, we all love singing along to songs when no one ones looking and its always 10x better when you have something to sing into.

So, for this thread, what items do you use as 'MakeShift mics' when singing along to songs.

For me, its my TV remote.

[Sergeant Hartman]

Dildo.

[Rantz]

I use Sergeant Hartman.

[Darkswordofchaos]

I just pretend i have one of those little clip on mics on my coller

[trancekuja]

I don't sing...I hum and mumble

[Blue Harvest]

Hairbrush. A little cliche perhaps, but it's the only thing I have that's shaped like a mic.

[Laddy]

A clenched fist, I vertically move it upward and downward to the beat.

[Shlup]

Either a real mic when I'm playing Rock Band or just my fist.

[Denmark]

Fist.

[trancekuja]

Fist.

I always suspected King of iron fist tournament to be a singing contest

[Spatvark]

Sometimes my fist, but more commonly, I use my street hockey stick as a full mic stand. Yeah, I'm weird.

[Bunny]

My penis.

[blackmage_nuke]

I pretend I'm an opera singer

[escobert]

A severed head.

[strawberryman]

What? I have a mic, it's right here, I swear.

I most certainly am not crazy.