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    Sheep 1031... *falls asleep*

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    "Why the hell is it so cold?"

    * knocked out *
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    "What didn't I do today?


    Oh right, failed to contribute to society."

    I can't sleep very well.

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    "Christopher Biggins is awesome!"
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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    This rag does smell like chloroform to me
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
    Have a nice day!!

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    I can't sleep if something's on my mind, so once I manage to clear my mind, I usually fall asleep. In other words, I think of nothing.

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    I'm similar to Momiji. I can't think of what it might be as I fall asleep very quickly most of the time.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    Hitler was a little blue dude?

    I can sleep easily whenever I would rather be awake, and lie awake or 'toss and turn' semi-sleep when I'm supposed to be asleep. It's annoying. Very tedious going through life tired
    Usually I think about one event that happened during the day, and think about it over and over.

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    >>> I think about having "that one dream" again.. Then I fall asleep and if im lucky i have my dream..
    >> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..

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    "Hitler was a person too. I want to hug him and forgive him. "

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    I fall asleep rather quick and don't really know if I think about anything specific. Perhaps the last thing my SO said, if anything.

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    Girls, sex, school, etc etc.

    Usually what I want to dream about, if you know what I mean.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight View Post
    Girls, sex, school, etc etc.

    Usually what I want to dream about, if you know what I mean.
    Having sex with school girls?

    I usually think about how much tomorrow will probably blow and then sometimes it doesn't.

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    Boys, sex.... boys...what I'd do for a zombie invasion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight View Post
    Girls, sex, school, etc etc.

    Usually what I want to dream about, if you know what I mean.
    Having sex with school girls?
    Sure, why not.

    Seeing as I'm in Uni and all the girls are 20 and up, I don't see why it's a bad thing.


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