He sounds nice. When do we get to meet him?
You don't know Dan?
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Everyone should. You probably do, at least you probably would recognise him if he posted saying "Hi, my name is Dan and my boyfriend rubbed his face in my crotch."
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
You remember that big black guy you shared a house with before flies ate you, Bunny? Yeah, that Dan.