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    I really liked the first transformers movie cant wait to see the 2nd one.

    Its not the old cartoon but as a movie it's self i really like it


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    It's an epic movie...who cares if it doesn't have a deeper meaning or whatever.

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    In my opinion, Transformers' two biggest flaws were:

    1: Not enough screen time for the Transformers. I'd pay 20 dollars to see a two hour tech demo of cool CG Transformers beating each other up. Humans are good for movies, but I'd have been just as happy without them. I really did pay only for big battles with cool robots.

    2: The Transformers were hard to distinguish in battle - so much metal. Many of the Transformers were predominantly chrome, and with all the intricate parts, battles became a bit muddy. It'd be like watching the Indianapolis 500 but with the hoods up and only seeing the engines. It's hard to distinguish individuality at high speeds when all the parts look the same. Still, much kudos to the modern Transformers design.
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    I didn't know anything about Transformers and I couldn't tell what was what in that movie. I could identify a few of them and the rest all just blurred together.

    I personally became sort of bored with the first one, but it wasn't all bad. It's a sort of "Catch it when it's on USA in the far future" type of movie for me.

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    biggest flaw ever in transformers?

    adding in the friggen u.s government

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    I wish that the auto bots would have had a little bit more screen time


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    I would've probably enjoyed the movie had it not completely banked on the concept of people rallying around giant robots and terrible cgi explosions. But that's just me, I'm a little bit more difficult to reel in. A better script and acting would've been acceptable too. Some people are not built to act in action movies. Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox, decent actors in other settings, just don't make the cut.

    Also give Voltron a break, it was a product of the 80s. Transformers was just as corny.
    Sorry. No breaks for Voltron. It just makes me think of Power Rangers.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sir helix View Post
    biggest flaw ever in transformers?

    Letting Michael Bay direct.
    Fixed.
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