Let's say you became president. You'll have a lot of cabinet positions to fill. If you were going to fill them with EoFF members, who'd you pick? Why?
I think Big D would be the Attorney General, since he seems to all but be a lawyer already.
The Man could be Secretary of State, since he seems to get involved in all spheres of everything.
I'm My Own Milf is way too good natured to be in charge of anything violent, so despite enjoying the debates, she'll be Secretary of Education, and not Secretary of Defense. No one would get nuked if she were Sec Def, and what's the fun in that?
War Angel would be a good Sec Defense.
Pureghetto would be nominated to the Supreme Court, since you have to be pretty impartial on things and enjoy giving your philosophy on pretty much everything, when asked. Noone else likes telling you their philosophy on things more than him.
I'll add more as I think of more.