The EoFF Dating Game

[Bahamut2000X]

Alright time for the count down. Starting with Mystery Cutie 4! And then going one by one as they send me their replies.

I would aquire a device that controls all the volcanoes in dragon land. I would tell the dragon that if he did not release Yardrovidich then I would activate the volcanoes which would spray lava all over the people of dragon land causing loss of innocent lives. The dragon would then send a rogue agent to stop me but I would get away although my device would be destroyed and all my hench men are killed. My secondary protocol would be to send my associate to the dragon's house and hold his family hostage. I would threaten to have them kill his wife and infant son if he did not release Jar Jars. He of course would take my threat seriously and release Yamaneko, but not before shooting him once in the lung. But don't worry after about five episodes he should be ok.

[Bahamut2000X]

And here we go all the way to the top with Mystery Cutie 1!

Only 2 more to go. This should be wrapped up by tomorrow. So all that will be left after the last revelations will be Yars to pick his Cutie.

So they have captured my man. He's chillaxing in their cave. So I burst in there and the dragons aren't actually dragons they are fat dinosaurs.

Excited I say, "HELLZA YA!"

But yars is poisoned and so I have to fight the dinosaurs to get the antidote. I shoot the dinosaurs but they are bigger than I thought they were so it's like ping ping off their chests.

So I go to the scientist dude and i figure out how to kill them. So then I get the biggest baddest boss dinosaur and and i'm all "We know how to kill you now."

Then all the sudden the dinosaur steps off the cliff and starts floating and is all "Yeah all dinosaurs are space aliens."

So then I just kinda slink away with my yars while Will smiths takes over the aliens.

[Psychotic]

I like that MC4 has compared our boy to Jar Jar. I can't decide if MC1 is being satirical/ironic/making a parody/etc. or just being plain odd. If it's the former, take me now! If it's the latter, eh, s/he's all yours, Yardie.

[Yar]

:Eek:



OH THIS IS SO TOUGH. THE OTHER TWO GOTTA BLOW ME AWAY!

[Bahamut2000X]

After much wait, here we go, the grand finale!

I rolled for stats, I got 18 on all. Damn, I'm good.

I take my pegasus named after yourself and with rapier in hand and crossbow on back, I ride in my fabulous glittery suit of armor.

I have no other goal than to save my beloved Yar-yars from an evil dragon. So, I first begin with a song.

Afterwards, I travel trhough the most harsh and unforgiving lands for your hand and heart in love.

After many battles with ruffians and Barbar Streisand, I reach my destination, The Castle of Evil with its own music as I approach an endless stairway.

There I find some clues to the location of what could be the holding place of my dear Yar-Yars. I find some remnants of a letter in dark green text.

"Dear, , what was your name again?

Nevermind, I am trapped in a hidden room in this terrible dastardly place of evil. It is called Nebraska, and I fear it will be my place of death if you do not hurry. Take this Potion of Critical Healing +2 and save me, please!

Love, Your Yar-Yars"

So I take the potion and lightly kiss the letter, using this for what I could possibly do.

I desperately look through the courtyard of corpses and those who are banished from civilized society. Oh, look! It's Baloki!

Finally, I come across a large door, I am overcame with grief and decide to enter it with all might. Not without properly applying more hair products, of course!

I first here music in the background and prepare for what seems to be a battle.

I open the door and I am shortly blinded by the sight of evil and disgust. But enough abour Rosie O'Donnell.

There is a large dragon staring at me and preparing to kill me! I grab my rapier and begin for battle! It went something like this...

ATTACK! ATTACK! ATTACK!

Now, the dragon dies and I seem to have won! But the dragon explodes into none other than...

COLIN MOCHERIE!

Yes, the Canadian comedian who provied a character voice in Neverwinter Nights 2! So I get some more music...

I trust, slash, and parry all I can, but Colin Mocherie is simply too powerful! I collapse and feel the grasp of death befall me, before all is lost, I hear my name being called in the sweetest voice imaginable.

It was Yar-Yars. I get cured with a Healing spell and watch as Yar-Yars fires his lazer at Colin Mocherie! He totally pwns him!

I then get up and my beloved runs into my arms...

We embrace and kiss passionately in tune to this goddamn song. God I hate that song.

After our adventure we ride of to the distance on Goldenboko's back, for a weekend of Amsterdam filled with pot and sexxorz.

And They Lived Happily Ever After

Sadly Mystery Cutie 2 has gone M.I.A. and is might be the one in need of rescue before not too long.

So then, there you have it, all the rounds completed. Now all that is left for Yars to decide and pick who his new lover will be. But before that why not a few thoughts on each Cutie Yars?

[Yar]

Well, Mystery Cutie 2 must have not been as interested as I was! That's a shame.

I loved the art by all. WOWZA! Though, one had me most impressed.

And then Operation: Save Yar. This was what I needed. I got to see their real identities!

I figure this won't be easy, but I have to tell Mystery Cutie 4 that we won't be going on a sexy date. Tee-tee-why-en.

SO: Mystery Cutie 1 or Mystery Cutie 3?

Mystery Cutie gave me answers that were straight to the point, but cutie 3 gave me answers that I wanted.

Art had me in love with them both. The picture was fantabulous, but poetry was to die for.

So cutie 1 or cutie 3? I've come to a decision. (SPOILER)Mystery Cutie 3, plz?

OKAY, REVEAL THEIR IDENTITIES MATT! I'M DYING IN ANTICIPATION

[Psychotic]

I think I know who Mystery Cutie 3 is.

...seeing as how they sent me a very angry PM.

[Yar]

I think I know who Mystery Cutie 3 is.

...seeing as how they sent me a very angry PM.

[Laddy]

Come to me, my love!!

I've waited for the deepedt depths of time, my heart in eternal slumber, I admired from afar yet nearby, and with this oppurtunity, my life is true once again, enter my grasp, enter my heart, my lovely Yaridovich!

[Del Murder]

I wonder if all the cuties were dudes. Besides Laddy of course.

[Levian]

The odds are pretty high

[Bahamut2000X]

Well there you have it, Laddy and Yars are destined for one another!

Mystery Cutie 1 was Lekana
Mystery Cutie 2 was NeoTifa who has since gone MIA since the start of round 2
Mystery Cutie 3 is Laddy of course
And lastly Mystery Cutie 4 was Quina

I must say despite how busy I was I'm glad this went off fairly well. Though there was a lot of inactivity which made me sad face. But other then that I enjoyed a lot of the replies for applications I got. Just as a little note, the amount of guys applying to be Bachelors was a lot. Some of the reasons were just classic too. Maybe I'll post up some of the other applicants reasons why they should have been a bachelor.

[Yar]

I must say despite how busy I was I'm glad this went off fairly well. Though there was a lot of inactivity which made me sad face. But other then that I enjoyed a lot of the replies for applications I got. Just as a little note, the amount of guys applying to be Bachelors was a lot. Some of the reasons were just classic too. Maybe I'll post up some of the other applicants reasons why they should have been a bachelor.

I don't remember my application being that stellar.

[Psychotic]

I wonder if Laddy puts out on the first date.

[Yar]

I wonder if Laddy puts out on the first date.

I don't do it on the first date. I'm a classy gentleman.








Second date.