The EoFF Dating Game

[Bahamut2000X]

Alrighty ladies and gentlemen! The Mystery Cuties have spoken!

Yars questions numbers to make things easier to read for you lot.

1. Would you say that you're Mac, or PC?

2. We're moving into a 100-story apartment building. Which floor are we moving to?

3. You're a superhero and I'm your damsel in distress. How do you save me?

4. Follow-up question: What is your superhero name?

5. I've recently been cursed by a witch-doctor. How do you go about revenge?

6. I've always considered myself to be a Dasher or a Blitzen. Which one of Santa's reindeer would you say you are?

7. Your mother is coming for dinner and I hate her. Which one of us mysteriously doesn't show, and why?

8.Both my arms have been broken and I'm really horny. How do you go about relieving the situation?

9. I want my own entry on Wikipedia. What do you add?

10. If you were your parents, how you describe your son/daughter?

11. I'm trying to think of a question to ask you. What should I ask?

12. What would your pet name for me be?

13. What is the most romantic holiday, and what would we do on that day?

14. On which date do you think it's okay to fart?

15. Your father is in the hospital, but I want to stay home to watch The Simpsons. You understand if you go alone, right?

1. PC because it's more awesomesauce.

2. 3rd because it's not to high and not too low

3. I fight the dragon and pick you up at 6 o clock and take you to a live recording of oprah

4. The Awesome

5. Mad revenge filled with blood and what not. Ya know

6. DONNER... dunno why to be honest.

7. You both would show if you loved me

8. Oral?

9. I'd add about how awesome you are and how sexy you are and how everyone wants your body. Then if we don't work out, dammit others will be interested.

10. Such a nice girl ^_^ She talks a lot though and wears floosy clothes even though that style is normal these days.

11. Who framed roger rabbit?

12. My lil TVbug

13. We'd just make our own holiday! We'd celebrate it with sex and tv and near a beach. so we can just relax.

14. It's not right to do it at all!

15. No. The simpsons are not that great and if you cared at all about me you'd be there for me in my time of need.

1. pc

2. 13

3. With my mind bullets.

4. Super Duper Awesome Girl

5. Chop his pener off

6. Rudolph... more useful than estimated

7. Me, because she probably burnt it

8. Spoiler: tie you to a chair and make you watch rosie o'donnel

9. uhhhh....

10. smart, funny, semi-lazy, and a very good cook

11. why are you so sexy?

12. Sexy McHottikins

13. Halloween. Beat up kids and steal their candy

14. 1st. Show the real you of gtfo

15. I'll be watching it with you. He's a drunken old bastard.

1. I'm a Mac, I'm easy to use and like nothing you've ever seen!

2. 27, I dunno, it works.

3. I single-handedly destory all foes with a private viewing of Eragon.

4. The Phoolosopher

5. I will bravely trvael to the highest mountain and through the burning deserts to recue the one whom I hold dear. I will then pierce the heart of the fiend to rescue the one I hold for his hand in marriage. For his curse is uncomparable to the curse I would have without you.

6. Cupid <3

7. We do not show, I'd rather spend a lifetime with you if I was destined to hell than to see your pain.

8. Whatever you desire, good sir, I will fufill any desire you so choose and do so gladly and passionately.

9. I add the world. I will craft sunsets in your name, mountains in your favorite color, and birds will chirp your favorite song.I will go beying Wikipedia, and give you the world, for a mere article is not enough.

10. Unworthy of such an amazing spirit as yourself. Passionately in love and willing to do whatever you do. I will travel the ends of the earth for you.

11. It's not what I should answer, but what I should do.

12. Yaridovich The Second. I will name anything and everything after you.

13. Everyday, my love. We do whatever pleases you and I will find upmost pleasure in fufilling your desires.

14. For you, anyt and everyday. And I will appreciate even that.

15. I not only understand, I fear it with my upmost heart. I do not wish to leave the one who is so dear in my heart.

1. I am very politically correct.

2. The roof!

3. I eat all of the bad guys.

4. Super Deleat

5. I eat the witch doctor.

6. Nixon.

7. You hate her or you ate her? If it is the second one then that answers the other part of your question.

8. I try to put a cast on your arms while avoiding the horns.

9. I add all of your favorite meals. Which I would buy you if we went on the date.

10. I did not even know that was possible.

11. Ask if I want seconds.

12. Rex.

13. Thanksgiving day. We would eat turkey and frog legs.

14. The one that I am not on.

15. Yes, I will understand that you are a selfish.

There you have it! Our 4 Mystery Cuties have given Yars their answers. But which one of these 4 Mystery persons will win Yars heart?

We'll just have to see with future rounds.

Now Yars I ask that you give a little thought on each Cutie and what you think about them while we prepare for the next round.